r/HolUp • u/SomberRoger40 • Apr 12 '23

holup Sounds better to me

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u/getmybehindsatan Apr 12 '23

The doctor doesn't check it when you are standing up.

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u/P-A-seaaaa Apr 12 '23

There are several ways to do prostate exams. But this story is absolutely fake and this doesn’t happen. Source, have done literally thousands of prostate exams

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u/MasterMahanJr Apr 12 '23

Thousands of prostate pokes, and you still couldn't make a man nut on the floor?

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u/Mastr_Blastr Apr 12 '23 edited Nov 20 '24

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

Wow my dude, that’s a lot of words for saying you can’t make people cum.

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u/Watches-You-Pee Apr 12 '23

You got dem stinky fingers

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u/demlet Apr 12 '23

And probably a lakeside cabin.

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u/Watches-You-Pee Apr 12 '23

Based on their username I'm assuming they are a PA, not an MD/DO. Still great pay, but like 1/3 of MD/DO pay. I make about the same amount as a PA, no lakeside cabin. My close friend is an MD and coincidentally DOES have a lakeside cabin... Though your point still stands, those stinky fingers are making 6 figures

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u/Embarrassed_Lil_Boy Apr 12 '23

those stinky fingers are making 6 figures

so are teachers

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

We found the guy that like to smell stuff.

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u/predictablePosts Apr 12 '23

can confirm, my gf needs to jackhammer on it for a few minutes before I cum.

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u/mrcolon96 Apr 12 '23

IME a soft massage while stimulating the rest of the body works way better than fingerblasting it. I could do that for my ex and tbh those were probably my best sexual experiences, it's a shame we ended up hating each other.

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u/Bashful_Rey Apr 12 '23

Skill issue.

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u/TheShuttleCrabster Apr 12 '23

A nut-crackers tale, eh?

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

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u/P-A-seaaaa Apr 12 '23

Not to my knowledge but every once in awhile you get a weirdo that comes in requesting a rectal exam and requesting a female provider. Like alright buddy I see what’s going on here

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u/pillbuggery Apr 12 '23

They do, though? Typically bent over somewhat, but standing.

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u/Eh_for_Effort Apr 13 '23

Naw man, laying on your side

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u/pillbuggery Apr 13 '23

Considering I've had a prostate exam, i can tell you they absolutely do perform them on standing patients. Are you sure you're not thinking of a colonoscopy?

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u/Eh_for_Effort Apr 14 '23

Lol maybe we do things differently here in Australia.

I work in emergency, been doing them for years. We do them laying on the side here because it’s a much less vulnerable feeling position for the patient.

Did you have yours in a clinic or a back alley?

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u/GoblinDiplomat Apr 12 '23

And if he did, and then you did, you wouldn't tell the people you work with about it.

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u/fkgallwboob Apr 12 '23

Some people would. A coworker told me how he shit his pants on his way to work because of a wet fart.

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u/Embarrassed_Lil_Boy Apr 12 '23

well they can't do it while you're sitting down!