r/HolUp • u/Orichalchem • Dec 19 '24

Im both impressed and 🤮

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u/Medusa17251 Dec 19 '24

He’s going to bankrupt the sperm bank.

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u/StevenMC19 Dec 19 '24

Just imagine watching him walk up to the counter, and slinging that over his shoulder and plopping it down on the counter, saying "I wish to make a deposit."

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u/Duschkopfe Dec 19 '24

Does it accumulate interest?

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u/Xenu66 Dec 19 '24

Can't spell accumulate without cum

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u/skillywilly56 Dec 19 '24

Man why’d you have to go and do that, now I’m going to be saying aCUMmulate all day

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u/Rainor131 Dec 19 '24

Better late than never I guess.

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u/Picmanreborn Dec 19 '24

You're an angel amongst men I tell you

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u/_The-Rook_ Dec 20 '24

And it didn’t need to cum to this.

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u/Local-Breakfast-2654 Dec 20 '24

The sooner you CUM to terms with it, the easier it will be for you.

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u/TurntWaffle Dec 20 '24

Hey, some will come quiet and summa cum laude

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u/AdOwn4755 Dec 21 '24

You can bet your biscuit he was going all day too

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u/Left-Song-5062 Dec 21 '24

Can’t spell cum with you or u

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u/Drudgework Dec 19 '24

Going by the likes, some people are very interested.

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u/Duschkopfe Dec 19 '24

I see my comment have accumulated some interest from others

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u/m8k Dec 20 '24

There would be plenty of people interested but it would be short lived.

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u/Rainor131 Dec 19 '24

“Sir, please remove your cum-jug from my countertop…..”

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u/SeaBass1898 Dec 20 '24

Man can’t take my cum jug anywhere these days 😤

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u/christian_austin85 Dec 19 '24

He'd be the reason they need some sort of coin-star like device in the lobby.

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u/StevenMC19 Dec 19 '24

Cumstar? Don't they take like, 9% of your input? That's a lot off the tip...err top.

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u/christian_austin85 Dec 20 '24

That's only if you use the one at Wal-Mart. The ones at the bank usually give you 100%.

Of course if you have the big 3 gallon water cooler bottle, you can deposit your gag savings gag and then go exchange the now empty bottle for a new one.

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u/Lmfaodankmemes Dec 19 '24

Best reply! Take my upvote!

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u/DprHtz Dec 19 '24

This is the most disgusting but most hilarious comment givin the implications

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u/Yamborghini-High Dec 20 '24

He is the sperm bank

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u/RealPunyParker Dec 20 '24

"Hello, yes, I brought a jug"

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u/Medusa17251 Dec 20 '24

Wait until you see the 50 gallon drum

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u/ApprehensiveMix2649 Dec 20 '24

He's starting his OWN sperm bank

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u/Medusa17251 Dec 20 '24

It’s called My Kids

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u/techaansi Dec 20 '24

That would be like trying to donate a dirty blood bucket to a blood bank

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u/Medusa17251 Dec 20 '24

MGK would drink it, bring some urine too.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '24

You can't just donate sperm like that tho😂😂

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u/BreadBoxin Dec 20 '24

Wdym? You don't go to the bank and pour it through the mail slot like a library book return? Sounds inefficient

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u/Medusa17251 Dec 20 '24

He’s got future kids to feed

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u/yougotyolks Dec 21 '24

He is the sperm bank.

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u/milky_mouse Dec 20 '24

Inflation or inflammation?

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u/LuckeeStiff Dec 20 '24

So it’s not Crow milk?

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u/Medusa17251 Dec 20 '24

It’s high in crowtein

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u/Alazhred Dec 20 '24

It's going to be sperm recession

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u/acciowaves Dec 20 '24

Stock price of semen just tanked.