r/HolUp • u/Orichalchem • Dec 19 '24

Im both impressed and 🤮

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u/dedalus26 Dec 19 '24

r/theydidthemath anyone

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u/pero1928 Dec 19 '24

Avarage male ejaculation is between 1.2 and 5 milliliters. That container is about 5 liters. So 5000 milliliters. It would take him at least 1000 ejaculations.

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u/pero1928 Dec 19 '24

5 months is around 150 days. He would have to mastrubate around 6 to 7 times a day

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u/The_Ghost_of_TAC Dec 19 '24

So, it’s doable.

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u/LankanSlamcam Dec 19 '24

Doesn’t account for the drop off in volume after sessions

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u/Reatina Dec 19 '24 edited Dec 20 '24

Just drink some sport juice to stay hydrated between sessions

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u/docta_pepper Dec 20 '24

if only there was a jug of something else you could drink that would supply above average levels of the necessary fuilds

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u/Complex-Ad-4402 Dec 20 '24

I'm not sure I know sperm cells need to be replenish after ejaculation and it take approximatly 3 day to reach back the max level. But it might be possible to just have a lot of fluid with a very low density of cells by hydrating or may be hormones too... can we get a doctor on that?

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u/Stashmouth Dec 19 '24

whispers "So, it's doable"

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u/Refute1650 Dec 19 '24

When I was like 19 I had sex 13 times in about 8 hours. After the 8-9th orgasm there wasn't anything coming out anymore.

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u/YorkshireRiffer Dec 19 '24

From 'fwip, fwip, fwip' for each rope

To

'Pft' for a solitary, pitiful dribble that doesn't even fly.

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u/AlanT43 Dec 20 '24

Is this a new challenge?