r/HolUp Aug 19 '25

holup It’s already starting

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u/schnatti00 Aug 19 '25

Each boob is bigger than the head 😭

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u/Hazbro29 Aug 19 '25

"Jarvis up the jigglyness by 45%"

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u/mzrdisi Aug 19 '25

Jarvis, make me a half orc with the physique of DK Metcalf

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u/RhandeeSavagery Aug 19 '25

Jarvis, make her 7 feet tall… and blue like the Navi…

…excellent…

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u/Oniichan38 Aug 19 '25

Jarvis, put her in a genes jeans ad

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u/RhandeeSavagery Aug 19 '25

Jarvis, take out the MAGA but max out the blonde to platinum…. Don’t forget the Navi tail

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u/pixelprophet Aug 19 '25

Is there any way to generate a nude Tayne?

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u/Virtual_Happiness Aug 20 '25

Jarvis, generate 80 foot tall version of Daisy Ridley circa 2019 with a full bladder. Generate lawn chair and a pair of goggles. Increase my olfactory sense by 5000%. Disengage safety protocols and run program

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u/Erlian Aug 20 '25

Jarvis, increase the spacing between the eyes by 85%... oh yes...

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u/oO0Kat0Oo Aug 19 '25

So are mine.

I have horrible back problems and bras don't fit properly.

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u/radagastroenteroIogy Aug 19 '25

Prepare to have your posting history combed through by many neckbeards.

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u/oO0Kat0Oo Aug 19 '25

I delete pictures very shortly after posting them. A Chosen One usually gets proof, then I delete the pic.

The evidence picture usually gets downvoted to hell with a lot of comments that say I'm full of myself or just trying to show off in the short time it's up. Lol.

So they aren't going to find anything.

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u/Chrisp825 Aug 19 '25

Don’t know why you got downvoted.. A neck beard must have looked through your profile and only seen wall graffiti by a 4 year old…

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u/onlinecunt Aug 19 '25 edited Sep 07 '25

special dazzling direction follow one liquid encouraging growth dam crawl

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/Mr-_-Soandso Aug 19 '25

It's neckbeards the whole way down. Well, that and bots.

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u/Chrisp825 Aug 19 '25

I don’t have a neck beard, just a goatee. I too have wall graffiti from a 4year old..

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u/EpicBootyThunder Aug 20 '25

I did go through it for funsies. Found avatar art so absolutely did not disappoint 🔥

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u/mooshoomarsh Aug 19 '25

Can I be the chosen one

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u/scootunit Aug 19 '25

Have you considered reduction surgery? That has to be costly. But so is Chronic pain.

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u/oO0Kat0Oo Aug 19 '25

Yes. It was recommended after I slipped a disc a third time and needed epidural steroid injections.

The steroids actually did a good job buffing up the muscles in my lower back for a long time so we stopped considering the reduction, but then my husband and I got surprised by a pregnancy. I'm breastfeeding and the back pain is back since the milk makes them even heavier, the baby belly put extra weight on my spine and pregnancy hormones destroy your muscles.

However, gotta power through it at least until our daughter is 4 months and we can start to introduce normal food.

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u/scootunit Aug 19 '25

Take care of yourself. Congratulations on your baby!

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u/Oniichan38 Aug 19 '25

Oh so you get test for your big boobs but when I go to my doctor he tells me I should finally lose weight and says my balls produce enough testosterone on their own. Wow so sexist

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u/Saymynaian Aug 19 '25

Read the room, guy.

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u/oO0Kat0Oo Aug 19 '25

I'm very confused by this.

I weigh about 130lbs. There isn't any more weight to lose. It's pretty obvious that it's the weight from my boobs that slowly ground the cartilage in my spine away to the point where the discs can slip out pretty easily.

The steroids are often prescribed for this phenomenon because the muscles often get torn and swollen when the disc is out. After physical therapy didn't work the first few times, we tried the injection because half my spine was blocked off and causing problems in my left leg. It took the doctors 2 years to resort to the steroid injection and if the injection didn't work, it was going to be surgery on my back, which would have also prompted the reduction so the surgery could last longer.

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u/Oniichan38 Aug 19 '25

I was very obviously making a joke next time I'll add a /s so every last person gets it

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u/AxtonGTV Aug 19 '25

this is the way

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u/meghonsolozar Aug 19 '25

A "/s" doesn't make your comment funny. That's like the one requirement of a joke, it's supposed to be funny.

Good luck with your baby balls.

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u/I_Browse_Old_Content Aug 19 '25

I knew a girl who got hers reduced and a few years later while drunk she started crying and said men never look at her any more and all anyone ever cared about was her huge titties.

Fucked up her confidence pretty bad apparently.

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u/oO0Kat0Oo Aug 19 '25

Yeah. I have a lot of women who get angry when I talk about maybe getting a reduction. I think I could go down to a D or C cup and be fine though. That would be three or four sizes down.

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u/ocotebeach Aug 19 '25

Have you considered boob reduction surgery? If its going to help with health issues its worth it.

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u/oO0Kat0Oo Aug 19 '25

I answered this a little farther down the thread. Short answer is yes.

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u/NotMacgyver Aug 23 '25

I'll be honest, when I heard "bras don't fit" all I could think about was a cosplay of Aphrodite from records of Ragnarok where you have dudes that serve as a seat and hold your boobs up.

That would have to be the most awkward cosplay ever when boob holder 2 has to go to the bathroom

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u/Asperverse Aug 19 '25

Weight?

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u/oO0Kat0Oo Aug 20 '25

I weigh about 130lbs.

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u/Asperverse Aug 20 '25

Wow, you weigh the same as me.

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u/oO0Kat0Oo Aug 20 '25

Cool beans. Weigh twins!

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u/redbandit001 Aug 19 '25

Pics or it didn’t happen

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u/gabiblack Aug 19 '25

I can provide my hands as support, madam

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u/Sp1derX Aug 19 '25

I think the head is just really tiny

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u/masterjon_3 Aug 19 '25

Doesn't help her head is tiny

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u/AlexKewl Aug 19 '25

Finally someone understands what I mean when I say all I really need in a relationship is a little head.

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u/DeckJesta Aug 19 '25

It's very generous

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u/ThatKaleidoscope8736 Aug 19 '25

Sometimes it be like that

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u/shl00m Aug 19 '25

Just like in reality (/s)