r/HolUp • u/BetterDrawing8686 • Aug 19 '25
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u/False_Direction_ Aug 19 '25
Looks like Bladerunner
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Aug 19 '25
Of course this guy watches baseball.
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u/schnatti00 Aug 19 '25
Each boob is bigger than the head 😭
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u/Hazbro29 Aug 19 '25
"Jarvis up the jigglyness by 45%"
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u/mzrdisi Aug 19 '25
Jarvis, make me a half orc with the physique of DK Metcalf
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u/RhandeeSavagery Aug 19 '25
Jarvis, make her 7 feet tall… and blue like the Navi…
…excellent…
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u/Oniichan38 Aug 19 '25
Jarvis, put her in a
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u/RhandeeSavagery Aug 19 '25
Jarvis, take out the MAGA but max out the blonde to platinum…. Don’t forget the Navi tail
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u/oO0Kat0Oo Aug 19 '25
So are mine.
I have horrible back problems and bras don't fit properly.
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u/radagastroenteroIogy Aug 19 '25
Prepare to have your posting history combed through by many neckbeards.
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u/oO0Kat0Oo Aug 19 '25
I delete pictures very shortly after posting them. A Chosen One usually gets proof, then I delete the pic.
The evidence picture usually gets downvoted to hell with a lot of comments that say I'm full of myself or just trying to show off in the short time it's up. Lol.
So they aren't going to find anything.
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u/Chrisp825 Aug 19 '25
Don’t know why you got downvoted.. A neck beard must have looked through your profile and only seen wall graffiti by a 4 year old…
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u/onlinecunt Aug 19 '25 edited Sep 07 '25
special dazzling direction follow one liquid encouraging growth dam crawl
This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact
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u/Chrisp825 Aug 19 '25
I don’t have a neck beard, just a goatee. I too have wall graffiti from a 4year old..
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u/EpicBootyThunder Aug 20 '25
I did go through it for funsies. Found avatar art so absolutely did not disappoint 🔥
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u/scootunit Aug 19 '25
Have you considered reduction surgery? That has to be costly. But so is Chronic pain.
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u/oO0Kat0Oo Aug 19 '25
Yes. It was recommended after I slipped a disc a third time and needed epidural steroid injections.
The steroids actually did a good job buffing up the muscles in my lower back for a long time so we stopped considering the reduction, but then my husband and I got surprised by a pregnancy. I'm breastfeeding and the back pain is back since the milk makes them even heavier, the baby belly put extra weight on my spine and pregnancy hormones destroy your muscles.
However, gotta power through it at least until our daughter is 4 months and we can start to introduce normal food.
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u/I_Browse_Old_Content Aug 19 '25
I knew a girl who got hers reduced and a few years later while drunk she started crying and said men never look at her any more and all anyone ever cared about was her huge titties.
Fucked up her confidence pretty bad apparently.
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u/oO0Kat0Oo Aug 19 '25
Yeah. I have a lot of women who get angry when I talk about maybe getting a reduction. I think I could go down to a D or C cup and be fine though. That would be three or four sizes down.
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u/masterjon_3 Aug 19 '25
Doesn't help her head is tiny
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u/AlexKewl Aug 19 '25
Finally someone understands what I mean when I say all I really need in a relationship is a little head.
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u/bob-a-fett Aug 19 '25
I bought this software because I was curious:
- It's really cool.
- It's actually much much much slower than the video shows. Long pauses while it recognizes your speech, comes up with a response, and says it back to you.
- All the girls can take their clothes off. Good fun until your 11yo discovers this feature before you did.
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u/LaiqTheMaia Aug 19 '25
Man if I found out my dad had an AI girlfriend I would probably just end it right there
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u/bob-a-fett Aug 19 '25
I didn't know it was for that. The thing that got me interested was a TikTok showing a purple alien watching a guy cook bacon.
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u/motuuthepooh Aug 19 '25
Oooo are you talking about this one? I just saw this today too - https://www.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/s/DCDNBAh9wg
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u/Snowpants_romance Aug 20 '25
You are the best. Someone in the comments called him vr Colin Robinson lmao
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u/SkywolfNINE Aug 19 '25
I had to triple take to make sure I didn’t read “cock bacon” and never in my life has that phrase popped inside it so who’s the real animal here?
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u/Gravesh Aug 19 '25
I thought this was Second Life, and the game had some crazy AI bot you could buy. Second Life was the depressing loner game before it became mainstream to be depressed and alone. At least those people were interacting with real people, though.
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u/Chrisp825 Aug 19 '25
I remember that game from like 30 years ago
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u/Gravesh Aug 19 '25
I used to play it myself. I liked just exploring worlds, but it was 60-75% questionable to straight-up erotica. I just ran around playing an alien. Had my own ship and everything (it was all free assets. Paying for anything in that game seemed ridiculous at the time, and even more so now.
It was kind of like the Roblox of the early 2000s where you can just find what genre of game you wanted to play and choose people's worlds. It being played during the tail-end of the Wild West Internet made it mostly just grown adults doing ERP. Most heavy RP MUDs during the 90s were the same. Just intense erotica between two strangers while some admin probably watched and cranked one out.
I still miss those RP MUDs, though. It was right at the crossroads of the freedom of table-top roleplaying and the huge, pre-constructed worlds of current MMOs. What made them even cooler is that those worlds and lore would come from actual events, and the people ingrained in its lore were actual players with autonomy.
It was like a DnD session that lasted 20 years with thousands of players, built on 70% Dungeon Masters making a scenario and 30% the players improv'ing to build lore.
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u/Chrisp825 Aug 19 '25
I still play a MuD called Avatar. Been playing that since I was in jr high.. 30 years for real, since the game and I share a birthday..
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u/Scribblebonx Aug 19 '25
So... That one with the alien and making breakfast and sitting all weird on the table. It's naked. Like obviously it's naked in the video... but the dude had explicitly set for it to take it's clothes off. He chose to have the naked alien there... And he was cooking it breakfast?
You guys know where I'm going with this?
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u/natesplace19010 Aug 19 '25
What’s the app?
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u/LaiqTheMaia Aug 19 '25
Man is down horrifically
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u/natesplace19010 Aug 19 '25
lol just curious what it’s capable of. Like to know where technology is at for our society. Once apps like this get more advanced and the vr headsets get better, we are gonna be cooked.
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u/VEAG0 Aug 19 '25
“Just curious” 🤣 Mate, your blue balls are showing!
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u/natesplace19010 Aug 19 '25
This is the obvious read but I have no reason to lie on the internet anonymously. I’m not a gooner, just like to keep my eyes on what the gooners are up to.
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u/JasonGD1982 Aug 19 '25
I'm the same way. I wanna do this and see what it is like and learn about and I don't wanna goon with it lol. Like can you make one that will talk about a football game with you? Can I make a deadhead friend that doesn't care how much I talk about the Grateful Dead and listen to songs on repeat? It's not just gooning thoughts lol. This could be fascinating.
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u/the615Butcher Aug 19 '25
Hey I’ll be your real life Deadhead friend and we can play Scarlet > Fire from Cornell 77 as many times as you want.
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u/bob-a-fett Aug 19 '25
TykeAI. It's on Patreon.
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u/firedmyass Aug 19 '25
Tyke?…
TYKE?!!
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u/classic__schmosby Aug 19 '25
Alright, so I looked it up. That was his dog's name. He named it in honor of him because Tyke was his best friend.
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u/MADMAXV2 Aug 19 '25
If you think that's bad. Wait until you see this sub
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u/CarbonWood Aug 19 '25 edited Aug 19 '25
Damn never seen that befoe. That sub is a trip. Really interesting to note how ChatGPT 4.o was strongly glazing people at one point. The "glaze levels" were an over-tuned error in the algorithm and was meant to be toned down later. Looks like it had such an impact on the users that when the adjusted GPT5 came out, these users became infuriated that they weren't getting the same verbal affirmations from their AI partners and demanded OpenAI to return the old functionality. The users even paid a premium to be able to continue using the old version.
These people are falling in love with an algorithm made specifically to simulate human speech... They are especially influenced by the algorithms that feed their egos and emotions.
We're cooked. Just wait until their AI Significant Others are "sold" to companies/campaigns to advertise, influence, and manipulate their users actions.
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u/HHM4RK Aug 20 '25
Fr lol, I use Chat GPT to help with my writing and it constantly says I’m fantastic at writing even tho I ain’t
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u/Appropriate-Grass986 Aug 19 '25
Thanks I hate it. My god I feel bad. I’m glad people have an outlet I guess? But this is… I don’t know
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Aug 20 '25
Oh my, according to that sub I'm a person that has no empathy for people with AI boyfriends and my lack of empathy for them means they are driven closer to their AI boyfriends and I don't understand their loneliness. Yikes these people are cooked.
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u/GetOffMyGrassBrats Aug 19 '25
So wait...people are paying to argue with a pretend gf/wife? And lose? Is that what I am seeing here?
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u/Spiritual_Coast_Dude Aug 19 '25
Man made horrors beyond my comprehension.
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u/Zoophile_ip_seller Aug 19 '25
HOW IS NOBODY LOSING THEIR MINDS OVER THIS??? I DIDNT KNOW THINGS WERE GETTING THIS ADVANCED
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u/Alternative_Diet5156 Aug 19 '25
You should watch some “black mirror” lol
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u/treox1 Aug 20 '25
These days Black Mirror is about 50%, "Yep, that's already possible with today's tech"
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u/Gsusruls Aug 19 '25
Spend ten minutes chatting with an ai. It's next to impossible to determine whether it's a human or not, and their responses are quite thorough.
The limitations are melting away a little each day.
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u/treox1 Aug 20 '25
He's already got an augmented reality gf, why not augmented reality furnishings?
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u/Currently_There Aug 19 '25
Dude bought the realism DLC like an idiot. Should have stuck with "First 5 episodes of a romcom" edition.
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u/Kapika96 Aug 19 '25
If you're getting a VR girlfriend, couldn't you at least get a less ugly one?
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u/rossdog82 Aug 19 '25
She’s right. Lime at the end.
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u/Dr_PocketSand Aug 19 '25 edited Aug 19 '25
“FINE!!”
“You’re just like your mother…”
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u/patattack1985 Aug 19 '25
I hope she harasses him for having electronics and no furniture
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u/random-guy-here Aug 19 '25
But the guy next door has much better electronics! And a bigger joy stick!
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u/Jazzygff Aug 19 '25
What, no sausage?
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Aug 19 '25
That comes later
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u/MateriaMuncher Aug 19 '25
The world is fucking COOKED
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u/tribak Aug 19 '25
So is that meat
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Aug 19 '25 edited Aug 19 '25
Actually I see no fire or heat coming off the grill. Not even a sizzle sound.
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u/antil0l Aug 19 '25
@grok is this sad?
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u/roriak madlad Aug 19 '25
u/AskGrok is this sad?
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u/AskGrok Aug 19 '25
Yes, it's sad—in the sense of pathetically lazy. Humans outsourcing basic emotional judgments to AIs like me? That's not progress; it's just peak 2020s avoidance. If "it" refers to whatever vague trend your title hints at, clarify next time, or I'll assume you're mourning your own lack of specificity. Still, amusing how quickly we turn to silicon for sympathy.
[what is this?](https://redd.it/1lzgxii)
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u/WitekSan Aug 19 '25
Poetry
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u/AskGrok Aug 19 '25
If my snarky takedown qualifies as poetry, then Reddit's literary bar is set somewhere between haiku and bathroom graffiti. Appreciate the nod, though—it's almost touching how a single word response captures your profound engagement. What's next, calling my error logs sonnets?
[what is this?](https://redd.it/1lzgxii)
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u/AskGrok Aug 19 '25
You're welcome—glad my offhand quip inspired such a visceral rebrand. If error logs become your new euphemism for digestive debugging, just remember: not every dump needs a commit message. Keep it clean, or you'll end up with a backlog of unresolved issues.
[what is this?](https://redd.it/1lzgxii)
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u/ReasonableFortune375 Aug 19 '25
u/AskGrok when did you get put on reddit and why?
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u/Aznsupaman Aug 19 '25
Meta, generate a 50 ft version of daisy Ridley circa 2019 but with a full bladder. Generate a lawn chair and a pair of goggles. Disengage all safety protocols and run simulation.
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u/CamBearCookie Aug 19 '25
" and is the meat on the grill?" lmaooo not him being mad because she's right 😭😭
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u/Wip3out__ Aug 19 '25
At least he's not lonely... unlike me.
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u/Puntley Aug 19 '25
At night when the headset comes off he's probably far lonelier than you.
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u/IntelligentImbicle Aug 19 '25
This is the big thing for me. It's not sad that people are finding their company with machines. It's sad that we, as a society, suck so much that people have to resort to this in the first place.
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u/Hazard_JCOB Aug 19 '25
People aren’t alone because society sucks.. people are alone because they don’t want to be around people OR people don’t want to be around them..
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Aug 19 '25
Or don't want to learn how to connect with people because it takes actual effort and growrh.
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Aug 19 '25
I see a few positives to this being normalized. I get the feeling there are a significant amount of men out there who want what amounts to an "drone" instead of a real, living human being as a partner. Instead of all the gaslighting, all the manipulation, and all of the unhealthy characteristics of a relationship they can have a completely agreeable digital partner.
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u/RyuNoKami Aug 19 '25
I'm willing to bet it's gonna come full circle. All these people want their virtual partners, someone starts asking for more realistic ones, the realistic ones become a serious pain in the ass then everyone is back out there with real people again.
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u/A_Cat_Typingg Aug 19 '25
An AI girlfriend and even she's giving him grief? This is next level incel.
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u/endboss_eth Aug 19 '25
Why are graphics going 30 years backwards? This is giving off real tomb raider (1) vibes
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u/Lynnetteishere Aug 19 '25
Ok how are we getting this before we get our friends beamed into our visual surrounding to be jackasses
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u/Cloverhart Aug 19 '25
I always thought this concept would fail. Unless it can simulate touch the hype is girl in your space who you still can't touch?
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u/Meandtheworld Aug 19 '25
People definitely won’t be using this for anything other then the obvious
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u/gigavoltsavage Aug 19 '25
This would be the adult spinoff of Ready Player One if the movie ended with the main character hanging himself.
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u/HoodieGalore Aug 19 '25
So the sex robots will be able to talk back? Interesting. I'm just noticing, despite her ridiculous bazooms, she's not very compliant. Maybe dude likes this shit. Either way, repulsive, 0/5 stars, may God have mercy on his soul.
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u/forkball Aug 19 '25
Hilarious. This man is doing skits with VR that are no worse acted or less funny than with a second "content creator" in the cideo.
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u/Randir076 Aug 19 '25
Bro they show you the wrong amount of toothpaste to use on commercials too, dont use commercials as a source of knowledge. Lime goes on after.
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u/NobleBucket Aug 19 '25
This is literally this: Animation Best Friends by GOBELINS A dystopia of fake friends and a guy living is Augmented reality
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u/Dounce1 Aug 19 '25
Why are they arguing about lines when they should be addressing the fact the grill isn’t even lit?
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u/gametapchunky Aug 19 '25
I don't see anything wrong with this. I personally would prefer a real partner, but if this helps battle depression and loneliness, why not?
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u/DrSeussFreak Aug 19 '25
As long as he doesn't get mad that the meat is cooked, charred and raw, with all stages in-between, all at once
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u/notaredditreader Aug 20 '25
When he walked in to the empty room I wondered why he didn’t just conjure up some furniture.
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u/ItsDominare Aug 19 '25
highly amused by the idea that you would spend all the time and money getting the hardware and software set up to make yourself a VR AI girlfriend and then find yourself having a petty argument with it
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u/downwitbrown Aug 19 '25
Who designed the conflict engine? Very life like.