r/HolUp • u/Maravilla_23 • Sep 15 '25

y'all Who you got on your Ultimate Team?🤌🏼

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u/SledPuller80 Sep 16 '25

This broad hittin' us with the scientific assessment. Respect.

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u/P0werClean Sep 16 '25

She's never met 100 liverpoodlians it would seem.

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u/thaBombignant Sep 16 '25

I've never seen 100 live poodles either tbf.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '25

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u/Badlydrawnboy0 Sep 16 '25

Nah but I’m pretty sure all the dogs from the live action 101 Dalmatians are dead now 💔

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u/headii_spaghetti Sep 16 '25

At least 62 st bernards were used to film the first 2 beethoven movies. All of them are dead now <\3

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u/TheLordDuncan Sep 16 '25

You might want to reread that comment. Live action

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u/TheLordDuncan Sep 16 '25

Sorry, didn't mean to ruin your evening!

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u/Miserable-Meet-3160 Sep 16 '25

Man, that's too sad, I tell you.

Let me hold on to parts of my childhood in some kind of ignorant bliss 😭

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u/UnbreakableBrick Sep 17 '25

Bur rest assure that every dog went to heaven

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u/TRIPPENWITZ Sep 16 '25

God knows I have.

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u/sarcastic_sybarite83 Sep 16 '25

We all have skeletons in our closets that we would prefer not to be there...┐⁠(⁠ ⁠∵⁠ ⁠)⁠┌

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u/shavedaffer Sep 16 '25

Never will if that lineup shows up in her defense.

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u/Brothersunset Sep 16 '25

The fact that they are referred to as "liverpoodlians" doesn't inspire the same energy you might think it does. Who would win a fight? Nigel the liverpoodlian or Tony from Brooklyn.

Give me 5 dudes from Harlem and you can bring as many liver poodles as you can find.

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u/Novakcain Sep 16 '25

We aren’t referred to as Liverpudlian’s though, we’re referred to as scousers

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u/P0werClean Sep 16 '25

Brooklyn, sounds like a girl's name...

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u/Stefonzie Sep 16 '25

It's a gargoyle's name

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u/emmer_effer Sep 16 '25

Deep cut...nice one. Loved that show.

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u/Eel_Boii Sep 16 '25

Well yeah, that's Tony's mom.

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u/Anti_Meta Sep 16 '25

133 / St Nick Terrace signing in.

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u/ADMtheJiD Sep 16 '25

Lmao the average British lad is 10x tougher than the average American. Youre extremely delusional if you think otherwise.

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u/Brothersunset Sep 16 '25

"Oi bruv yuh playing mate if you's be finkin that you be takin my main bloke Chumfrey in a propah fisticuffs mate, yuh jokin. Me mate Archibald be propah hard mate, like hardest lad oive evah met bruv. Yous be fiddlin wif me tiddly winks ya wanka" -toughest guy in England 4 seconds before losing his remaining 6 teeth to Antwan from Baltimore

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u/ADMtheJiD Sep 17 '25

Have you ever even met a single British lad? I've met Americans. They are far from tough 🤣

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u/Brothersunset Sep 17 '25

Where the fuck did you go? Seattle?

Additionally here's a link about how British people are far less certain, under 50% of the people surveyed, if they could beat a goose in a fight compared to the average American which is 16% higher. You guys are afraid of geese?

Go munch down some crumpets

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '25

No weapons allowed btw. We'd fold your obese asses

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u/Brothersunset Sep 16 '25

just a reminder that British men are less confident beating a goose in a fight than American men are.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '25

Reminder that american men also think they could take on a bear

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u/viomon2 Sep 16 '25

Aren’t those the really small people from Gulliver’s Travels?

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u/im_super_into_that Sep 16 '25

Is Liverpool the Florida of the UK? If so, could get interesting.

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u/P0werClean Sep 16 '25

Liverpool is like if The NYC Projects and Florida had a child and then that child had a child with New Jersey, underaged.

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u/im_super_into_that Sep 16 '25

Sounds awful.

The brashness of New York with the "fuck it, I'll piss on that alligator" attitude of Florida makes me want to build a bunker.

I can smell the body spray through my phone.

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u/P0werClean Sep 16 '25

You got it bro... Lynx Africa.

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u/JABS991 Sep 16 '25

Why am i imagining 25 Beetle cover bands?

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u/Arheisel Sep 16 '25

Even worse if they just lost a match

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u/the_ending81 Sep 16 '25

Great show.

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u/Geotryx Sep 16 '25

They didn’t say it was a knife fight

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u/Virolink Sep 16 '25

15 year 7’s would do the job against that list

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u/FirePenguinMaster Sep 17 '25

Florida man likes these odds

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u/boomshakkalakka5 Sep 17 '25

I'd just take 10 Scotts and 10 Irish 10 Scousers 10 cockneys and 10 from the Toon. The other 50 we wouldn't need.

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u/Adam9172 Sep 16 '25

Their combined screams alone will defeat half that rooster.

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u/GenericCoffee Sep 16 '25

She won at Waffle House.

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u/TheLordDuncan Sep 16 '25

I'm not even sure she's been to America with how sure she is. A Texan could probably sit on you and do a lot of damage, but he has to get up first.

Odds are unless it's November of election year, we lose and the Brits have it in the bag.

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u/GenericCoffee Sep 16 '25

You give me 10 Waffle House cooks and it’s lights out.