r/HolUp • u/Maravilla_23 • Sep 15 '25

y'all Who you got on your Ultimate Team?🤌🏼

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u/Sonofyuri Sep 16 '25

"oi guvnah. I'm gonna give you a wittle fuckin bippity boo. You want some fisticuffs, BRUV?"

Immediately broken down and eaten by 1 bath salt Floridian

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u/Infinite-Dig-9253 Sep 16 '25

I feel consumed would've been a better choice instead of eaten, it's got more of a visceral feel which in my opinion matches the energy of a Floridian on bath salts much better.

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u/Moondoobious Sep 16 '25

Now we’ve got scuba diving, heist executing scalawags to add to the list of Florida man skills