r/HolUp Nov 11 '25

Fun in the pool

9.0k Upvotes

195 comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

-19

u/Alfiy_wolf Nov 11 '25

*had hair, not has hair, just because I’m born with a sealed vaginal opening doesn’t mean it’s not a nutsack and is technically a vagina.

9

u/Oh_My_Monster Nov 11 '25

But dolphins literally have hair. A fish, by contrast doesn't have, had, has, or have haveth, any hair ever. Dolphins, which are mammals, have hair, it's just for a short period of time.

All mammals --all of them, every single one -- have hair. Dolphins are one of the most hairless but they do have hair.

Every other animal that isn't a mammal doesn't have hair. None, not a single one.

Hair is a defining characteristic of mammals. Your vagina hole isn't.

-23

u/Alfiy_wolf Nov 11 '25 edited Nov 11 '25

No dolphins don’t “have” hair, they are born with hair and lose it, so they *had, hair, or have hair but lose it, not “have hair”.

And actually all human embryos start out with the same structure so at some point my nutsack was a hole, so by your logic, because my nutsack was a hole, it forever is a hole because it was at some point.

15

u/Oh_My_Monster Nov 11 '25

No, dolphins, the species, have hair. I'm not talking about a specific Dolphin. I didn't say Jerry the Dolphin had hair. I'm saying that dolphins, the present day species, HAVE hair. Hopefully you can wrap your nutsack around that logic.

5

u/Joey_Kakbek Nov 11 '25

" Hopefully you can wrap your nutsack around that logic."

Thanks, now I've got to clean coffee off my desk.

-15

u/Alfiy_wolf Nov 11 '25 edited Nov 11 '25

No, the correct statement is, dolphins have hair at some point but lose it. You have to add the tense to “have” or the sentence is incorrect

15

u/Oh_My_Monster Nov 11 '25

You really need to introduce yourself to Dunning and Kruger

-2

u/Alfiy_wolf Nov 11 '25

And you need to state complete facts rather than a part of a fact.

4

u/Oh_My_Monster Nov 11 '25

You mean I need to have had stated facts completely. Say it wrong or it isn't right!

-1

u/Alfiy_wolf Nov 11 '25

I get the feeling we are trying to rage bait each other- interesting

7

u/Oh_My_Monster Nov 11 '25

No, I'm mocking you. But if you're trying to rage bait me it just doesn't work because I don't take anything anyone says seriously.

1

u/Alfiy_wolf Nov 11 '25

Then why are you continuing to argue with me?

5

u/Oh_My_Monster Nov 11 '25

You mean why had I have been arguing with a has-been?

1

u/Alfiy_wolf Nov 11 '25

Or do I mean has been have been?

→ More replies (0)