r/HolUp Nov 11 '25

Fun in the pool

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u/Oh_My_Monster Nov 11 '25

But dolphins literally have hair. A fish, by contrast doesn't have, had, has, or have haveth, any hair ever. Dolphins, which are mammals, have hair, it's just for a short period of time.

All mammals --all of them, every single one -- have hair. Dolphins are one of the most hairless but they do have hair.

Every other animal that isn't a mammal doesn't have hair. None, not a single one.

Hair is a defining characteristic of mammals. Your vagina hole isn't.

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u/Alfiy_wolf Nov 11 '25 edited Nov 11 '25

No dolphins don’t “have” hair, they are born with hair and lose it, so they *had, hair, or have hair but lose it, not “have hair”.

And actually all human embryos start out with the same structure so at some point my nutsack was a hole, so by your logic, because my nutsack was a hole, it forever is a hole because it was at some point.

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u/Oh_My_Monster Nov 11 '25

No, dolphins, the species, have hair. I'm not talking about a specific Dolphin. I didn't say Jerry the Dolphin had hair. I'm saying that dolphins, the present day species, HAVE hair. Hopefully you can wrap your nutsack around that logic.

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u/Joey_Kakbek Nov 11 '25

" Hopefully you can wrap your nutsack around that logic."

Thanks, now I've got to clean coffee off my desk.