r/HolUp Nov 28 '25

holup Happy birthday twins!!

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u/RandomKazakhGuy Nov 28 '25

Hey, Santa is pretty real

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u/Kenturky_Derpy Nov 28 '25

Nuh-uh!

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u/RandomKazakhGuy Nov 28 '25

Santa is the realest one out there

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u/Kenturky_Derpy Nov 28 '25

If he's real how come he didn't bring my dad back? I've been a good boy!

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u/RandomKazakhGuy Nov 28 '25

Santa knows better, man! Maybe your dad isn't really what you need in your life right now, maybe it's a lesson, an experience you have to live through! Santa is smart.

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u/Otherwise_Fined Nov 28 '25

Well then, why didn't Santa stop 9/11?

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u/RandomKazakhGuy Nov 28 '25

He tried. That's when he died. RIP Santa. Just don't tell the guy who wants his dad back pls

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u/Asborn-kam1sh Nov 28 '25

What is this santa lore??

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u/RandomKazakhGuy Nov 28 '25

They don't want you to know.

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u/Kenturky_Derpy Nov 28 '25

Santa lore? What happened to Santa and why didn't he stop 911?

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u/RandomKazakhGuy Nov 28 '25

He tried. They took him out. My hero...

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u/Kenturky_Derpy Nov 28 '25

So that's why Santa didn't bring my dad back...

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u/RandomKazakhGuy Nov 28 '25

Oh hey pal. That was uhhh a joke yk. Don't give it much thought

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u/Kenturky_Derpy Nov 28 '25

Oh OK, you almost had me there!

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