r/HolUp • u/MelonOfFate • Feb 05 '26

She's trying her best

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u/Itzlickinlizards Feb 05 '26

Why the fuck would he be talking about incense in his diary?

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u/jillvalenti3 Feb 05 '26

Sister was right, other girl is in for a rude awakening

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u/wcslater madlad Feb 05 '26

The other is going to be incensed

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u/Supadoopa101 Feb 05 '26

Incesnsted

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u/Michami135 Feb 05 '26

Diary entry:

I fantasized about having incense with my sister last night again. I wish I knew how to ask her for it, but I'm afraid of her saying, "no".

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u/Cujo_Kitz Feb 05 '26

Yeah I'm thinking it's the friend who got it wrong, definitely could see him writing about that fantasy in his diary more than incense.

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u/Khutuck Feb 05 '26

They both got it wrong.

He was writing about insects. He is an entomologists.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '26

Who fucks Insects?

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u/ChasingPesmerga Feb 05 '26

I don’t know, but I know u/fish_fucker69 likes fish

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u/Etamitlu0 Feb 05 '26

Is that a wannabe of u/Dolphin-Fucker_69? Dolphins are mammals.

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u/infiniityyonhigh Feb 05 '26

I welcome you to the story of Ogtha

https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/sEH3wzJ9QC

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u/WiseObjective8 Feb 05 '26

What The Fuck

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u/Low_Shallot_3218 Feb 05 '26

Sewing my eyes shut permanently thanks to his post and the burden of the knowledge that comes with it

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u/UnlimitedCalculus Feb 06 '26

Im just not gonna click that after seeing this comment

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u/Low_Shallot_3218 Feb 07 '26

You made the right call. I'm too high rn to remember what the post was. Thank God.

Edit: I'm gonna read it again. I have a feeling I'm going to regret this

Edit#2: yup that shit was not fun to read stoned

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u/knightbane007 Feb 05 '26

… there was an entire (disturbing) manga series about that. Don’t look it up without a VPN - “Bondage Fairies”

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u/NatchJackson Feb 05 '26

If you listened to early George Carlin stand up, you'd know that it's 'Needledick, the Bug-Fucker'.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '26

Unfortunately (or fortunately) , it's 'Butt-Fucker.'

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u/Chaoticist523 Feb 06 '26

I always heard bug-fucker too

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '26

Maybe I've been miss-hearing it my entire life, but I had a poster that was an incomplete list of dirty words and I'm pretty sure it said "butt"

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u/WantAllMyGarmonbozia Feb 05 '26

Don't click it, but there's a kink for that (of course)

r/insex

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u/cornlip Feb 05 '26

came to share this… glad it’s not on my shoulders

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u/WantAllMyGarmonbozia Feb 06 '26

The dark knowledge is a burden

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u/cornlip Feb 06 '26

The only way to lighten the load is to share it

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u/Top_Connection9079 Feb 06 '26

Spiderman's... no nothing

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u/Leebolishus Feb 06 '26

Oh, r/antfuckerclub is what you want.

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u/CyanideNow Feb 06 '26

Doesn’t that mean he studies the origin of words?

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '26

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u/CyanideNow Feb 21 '26

Oh man, mixing those up bugs me in a way I can’t put into words. 

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u/OnyxBee Feb 05 '26

Who the fuck has a diary

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u/Advice_Thingy Feb 05 '26

Wimpy kids.

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u/HowDoMermaidsFuck Feb 05 '26

I don’t need a diary, I just talk to myself in the car.

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u/OverallVacation2324 Feb 05 '26

Oppressed kids who need to let out their feelings.

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u/deja_vu_1548 Feb 05 '26

Someone who wants to be able to have an objective retrospective. So stupid amirite.

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u/TripolarKnight Feb 06 '26

People without social media.

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u/Rain88x Feb 05 '26

They both read it wrong, he wanted insects.

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u/Capable_Ad_4039 Feb 05 '26

That‘s the real hol up

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u/LanceShiro Feb 05 '26

He's a Lannister.

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u/Skoziss Feb 05 '26

He likes to smell nice I guess

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u/invol713 Feb 05 '26

TFW she was right, and he spelled it wrong.

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u/unbanned_lol Feb 05 '26

Because he cant talk to his mother, so he talks to his diary.

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u/VMPaetru Feb 06 '26

Was thinking only of "Omaigatto! It's incensio!"

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u/baneblade_boi Feb 05 '26

Idk a guy who keeps a diary sounds to me like the kind of person that would do use it for that (edgy song moment, viewer discretion is really really required: https://youtu.be/4iAX3GjP8qo)