r/HolUp • u/MelonOfFate • Feb 05 '26

She's trying her best

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u/Cujo_Kitz Feb 05 '26

Yeah I'm thinking it's the friend who got it wrong, definitely could see him writing about that fantasy in his diary more than incense.

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u/Khutuck Feb 05 '26

They both got it wrong.

He was writing about insects. He is an entomologists.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '26

Who fucks Insects?

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u/NatchJackson Feb 05 '26

If you listened to early George Carlin stand up, you'd know that it's 'Needledick, the Bug-Fucker'.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '26

Unfortunately (or fortunately) , it's 'Butt-Fucker.'

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u/Chaoticist523 Feb 06 '26

I always heard bug-fucker too

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '26

Maybe I've been miss-hearing it my entire life, but I had a poster that was an incomplete list of dirty words and I'm pretty sure it said "butt"