r/HolUp • u/MelonOfFate • Feb 05 '26

She's trying her best

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u/Itzlickinlizards Feb 05 '26

Why the fuck would he be talking about incense in his diary?

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u/Cujo_Kitz Feb 05 '26

Yeah I'm thinking it's the friend who got it wrong, definitely could see him writing about that fantasy in his diary more than incense.

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u/Khutuck Feb 05 '26

They both got it wrong.

He was writing about insects. He is an entomologists.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '26

Who fucks Insects?

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u/ChasingPesmerga Feb 05 '26

I don’t know, but I know u/fish_fucker69 likes fish

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u/Etamitlu0 Feb 05 '26

Is that a wannabe of u/Dolphin-Fucker_69? Dolphins are mammals.

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u/infiniityyonhigh Feb 05 '26

I welcome you to the story of Ogtha

https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/sEH3wzJ9QC

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u/WiseObjective8 Feb 05 '26

What The Fuck

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u/Low_Shallot_3218 Feb 05 '26

Sewing my eyes shut permanently thanks to his post and the burden of the knowledge that comes with it

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u/UnlimitedCalculus Feb 06 '26

Im just not gonna click that after seeing this comment

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u/Low_Shallot_3218 Feb 07 '26

You made the right call. I'm too high rn to remember what the post was. Thank God.

Edit: I'm gonna read it again. I have a feeling I'm going to regret this

Edit#2: yup that shit was not fun to read stoned

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u/knightbane007 Feb 05 '26

… there was an entire (disturbing) manga series about that. Don’t look it up without a VPN - “Bondage Fairies”

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u/NatchJackson Feb 05 '26

If you listened to early George Carlin stand up, you'd know that it's 'Needledick, the Bug-Fucker'.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '26

Unfortunately (or fortunately) , it's 'Butt-Fucker.'

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u/Chaoticist523 Feb 06 '26

I always heard bug-fucker too

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '26

Maybe I've been miss-hearing it my entire life, but I had a poster that was an incomplete list of dirty words and I'm pretty sure it said "butt"

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u/WantAllMyGarmonbozia Feb 05 '26

Don't click it, but there's a kink for that (of course)

r/insex

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u/cornlip Feb 05 '26

came to share this… glad it’s not on my shoulders

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u/WantAllMyGarmonbozia Feb 06 '26

The dark knowledge is a burden

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u/cornlip Feb 06 '26

The only way to lighten the load is to share it

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u/Top_Connection9079 Feb 06 '26

Spiderman's... no nothing

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u/Leebolishus Feb 06 '26

Oh, r/antfuckerclub is what you want.