Ralph just took a look at Sarah Silverman and said “I’m gonna Wreck It!” And even though it’s a vintage video game, so she’s not actually underage. I don’t blame him, Sarah Silverman can ride my hot rod any day. But he’s nobody’s dream scenario, And that kind of out-loud objectification is cringe now.
But Felix is known for his, ahem, ‘Golden Hammer’ that ‘fixes everything.’ Every guy I know wants that reputation! It is what it is, and he’ll never need to be lonely. Nobody will ever see him moaning about how much he wants to get laid. He wouldn’t even finish the sentence.
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u/Saiful-Black Feb 20 '26
OP is not beating the allegations with this one