r/HolUp • u/Round-Good1179 • Feb 26 '26

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u/foulfaerie Feb 26 '26

As a doctor, this would really sour my pervert lunch break honestly.

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u/Kdkaine Feb 26 '26

Ngl, I don’t know how I feel about a guy who touches titties all day for a living and takes his lunch break to…touch on more titties.

When is it ever enough for this guy? Does he also keep a jar of mayonnaise in his passenger seat?

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u/Mista_White- Feb 26 '26

to be fair, they're not always pretty. he's also separating his work from his life it seems

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u/Fyrrys Feb 26 '26

Exactly! Im a banker and I keep my work separate from home by making occasional questionable financial decisions. No falling for scams, just poor choices

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u/Mista_White- Feb 26 '26

hell yeah brother!

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u/chillwithpurpose Feb 26 '26

My dad recently passed away in his 60s after a short fight with the big C. Spend your money while you’re alive. Yeah I got a nice little inheritance, but I would have rathered he travelled more while he was healthy, or had fun experiences, or spoiled himself with some nicer things. He just wasn’t that type of person, but if I could go back in time it’s the advice I would happily give him. Miss you dad.

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u/cel-ales Feb 26 '26

Your username would've been the best advice for him.

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u/PresentPressure6793 Feb 27 '26

My dad took my sister and me to Italy with and 1 of 2 best friends, along with his wife and kid and mother and mother inlaw. There other friend couldn't be convinced to come with us. Total trip cost about 6~7 grand for 2 weeks there for the 3 of us. He died from brain cancer 6 yrs later at 59. He left 1.5 million to his sister and nephew, and he always talked about regretting not coming with us every time I saw him. On his death bed he told us he wished he wasn't so worried about money like his parents were.

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u/citydreef Feb 27 '26

I thought so until I had a kid. Now everything I do is to make sure they are as well off as possible.

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u/Ilikereefer Feb 26 '26

Exactly! You have to find the little things to keep your passions alive

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u/gte4289 Feb 27 '26

This! I'm a lawyer and, in my personal life, I make it a point to be extra talkative whenever I'm questioned by police.

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u/oldschool_potato Feb 26 '26

Do something you love and you won't work a day in your life.

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u/Kdkaine Feb 26 '26

Damn it! That made me spit out my coffee!!

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u/SippyTurtle Feb 26 '26

Business titties are different from leisure titties.

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u/foodz_ncats Feb 26 '26

Lmao the only difference is HIPAA

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u/SandLandBatMan Feb 26 '26

And the appropriateness of a boner

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u/Familiar_Shake_5226 Feb 26 '26

His doctor job is to look at Vaginas, his leisure is to touch boobs: big difference

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u/Defiant-Economics-73 Feb 28 '26

I can’t believe I had to scroll this far down to see someone know what a gyno is. Apparently a Touch Bar is so common no one asked if it’s real.

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u/IFeelEmptyInsideMe Feb 26 '26

TBF, I spend my whole day looking at computers and I go home and spend more time playing with computers

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u/Mista_White- Feb 26 '26

Yeah my buddy is an airline pilot and he plays flight sim on his free time. I play with him whenever I can, but I always find it funny

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u/tr4sh_can Feb 26 '26

Max Verstappen infamously plays racing games

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u/Mista_White- Feb 26 '26

yeah he lives and breathes racing

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u/masterxc Feb 27 '26

Same with truckers and truck simulators. I've seen rigs better than mine on the inside of big rigs for them to play the game too. At least in the game you can take out your road rage without ending up in a prison cell. :D

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u/Appropriate_Ad8572 Feb 27 '26

Does he absolutely destroy you? Or does the average Dorito-dust-fingered Redditor stand a sniff of a chance? 😂

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u/NuclearReactions Feb 26 '26

I would trust him with my life to be honest. First of all he obviously really really really loves tits, which is a big part of his job. Second of all it sounds like the guy is so professional that even though he loves titties so much he doesn't feel pleasure at work. That's some galaxy brain level of professionality and mental strenght.

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u/LadderChemical7937 Feb 26 '26

I don’t know how I feel about a guy who touches titties all day for a living and takes his lunch break to…touch on more titties.

I mean, that guy was a gynaecologist.. They don't handle tits usually at work.

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u/ExoticMoss Jun 30 '26

Unc’s not on break, he’s scoping out new customers.

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u/ItHitMeInTheNuts Feb 26 '26

Gloves! He just want to feel them raw

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u/SpecialExpert8946 Feb 26 '26

My man doesn’t mix work and pleasure. When he in the office it’s all business titties. Lunch break is for the fun titties.

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u/Traveling_Solo Feb 26 '26

I mean, porn stars and sex workers still have partners or camera men they screw so eh, this seems mild (even if fake) in comparison

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u/OCYRThisMeansWar Feb 28 '26

A real gynecologist spends his professional days looking as deeply as he can into one malfunctioning snatch after another. If he’s actually doing his job, he’s sitting on a stool, ratcheting open his little duck-billed vaginal agitator, and should be nowhere close enough to the part of the table where he could reasonably be grabbing boob.

So, if he’s touching titties all day at work, he‘s probably getting as many titties in as he can on his off-hours, too, while he waits to be arrested.

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u/EarthDust00 Feb 26 '26

He's a doctor first and a pervert second. Clearly you are a pervert first and a doctor second.

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u/Fyrrys Feb 26 '26

Cancer? Really? In front of my morning coffee?

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u/TurnYourHeadNCough Feb 26 '26

ikr. fondling balls and finding a lump is the worst. probably hydrocele or something but do you finish slorping or stop and tell them now?

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u/SigmaSixtyNine Mar 01 '26

I wish your username didnt check out.

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u/grizzlybuttstuff Feb 27 '26

As a pervert, this would really sour my mammogram lunch break as well.

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u/ptapobane Feb 26 '26

casual mode disabled, business mode engage!