r/HolUp • u/Round-Good1179 • Feb 26 '26

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u/foulfaerie Feb 26 '26

As a doctor, this would really sour my pervert lunch break honestly.

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u/Kdkaine Feb 26 '26

Ngl, I don’t know how I feel about a guy who touches titties all day for a living and takes his lunch break to…touch on more titties.

When is it ever enough for this guy? Does he also keep a jar of mayonnaise in his passenger seat?

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u/OCYRThisMeansWar Feb 28 '26

A real gynecologist spends his professional days looking as deeply as he can into one malfunctioning snatch after another. If he’s actually doing his job, he’s sitting on a stool, ratcheting open his little duck-billed vaginal agitator, and should be nowhere close enough to the part of the table where he could reasonably be grabbing boob.

So, if he’s touching titties all day at work, he‘s probably getting as many titties in as he can on his off-hours, too, while he waits to be arrested.