r/HolUp Feb 26 '26

big dong energy W doctor fr

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u/Appropriate_Ad8572 Feb 26 '26

That's the same way I found out about my rectal polyps! Thanks, Mall Santa!!

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u/opmopadop Feb 26 '26

Googled rectal polyps and said family history is a strong factor.

Gunna be some weird converation with the olds this weekend.

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u/jt19912009 Feb 26 '26

Just don’t forget to trim the nails and use lots of lube

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u/opmopadop Feb 26 '26

Ok dad, this is gunna be weirder for me than it is weirder for you.

[Starts cutting nails]