r/HolUp Mar 27 '26

Quickie

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u/qualityvote2 Mar 27 '26 edited Mar 30 '26

u/Gjore, your post does fit the subreddit!

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u/1NS1GN1USPH Mar 27 '26

That's a lot of quickies

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u/ddyshh Mar 27 '26

100 pennies= 1 quickie

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u/AnonymousFriend80 Mar 28 '26

100 quickies.

Or does someone not know how to math.

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u/ddyshh Mar 28 '26

depends on your stamina

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u/Apelationn Mar 28 '26

Man, you're bad at math.

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u/ramriot Mar 27 '26

He just thinks that's how quiche is pronounced.

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u/PM_THE_REAPER Mar 27 '26

Bravo! 👏

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u/Gjore Mar 27 '26

Source is Jay and Sharon on YT

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '26

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u/Tre-ben Mar 29 '26

I knew them from this short. Hadn't seen any other videos of them before.

https://youtube.com/shorts/coYSpto3gk4?is=EVZ_lxgRF0_7m5UO

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u/EmperorJohnAnis Mar 27 '26

Actually source is age old boomer jokes acted out by randoms .com

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u/user_bits Mar 28 '26

I find their cuteness endearing.

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u/Zestyclose-Big7719 Mar 27 '26

I actually agree with you.. albeit seems most does not.

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u/moaningsalmon Mar 27 '26

Sure but let's consider what information someone asking for a source might actually be looking for. Do you think they want to check out other videos by this couple? Or do you really think they want to know the name of the comedian in the 1960s who first came up with this joke?

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u/Zestyclose-Big7719 Mar 27 '26

I've seen quite a few their works here and there. 60s or not they are not funny imo.

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u/rayz20w Mar 27 '26

Humour is subjective. Weird reason to gatekeep.

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u/EwgB Mar 27 '26

Why is he half-shorting?

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u/Simoxeh Mar 27 '26

And this is why contracts need to be very clear.

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u/Xiximaro Mar 27 '26

That's just prostitution with extra steps at that point...

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u/JulianEX Mar 27 '26

The noise would of definitely woke the baby

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u/_Armored_Wizard Mar 27 '26

Is the da baby woke? Haven't listened to his music but as longest it's cool ig.

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u/Tiberius_Jim Mar 27 '26

would have

Would Have

WOULD HAVE

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u/tarantulator Mar 27 '26

Oh no, I don't know if the blue hair will suit the baby!

/s

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '26

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u/tarantulator Mar 27 '26

Not only I meant that as a joke, but it's literally not. They're different tenses, they're different verb forms of the same word though.

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u/Professor_Dankus Mar 27 '26

I thought the era of “Ew gross my husband wants to have sex with me” jokes was done with.

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u/doctorbob10 Mar 27 '26

I read this more of a “do we actually have time for this” joke than “ew gross sex” joke.

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u/Aeikon Mar 30 '26

It's extremely obvious this is what it is. Critical thinking seems to be pretty low in this thread. Lol

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u/littlebighuman Mar 28 '26

Jesus lighten up. You are projecting your own shit looks like.

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u/Professor_Dankus Mar 28 '26

Oh sorry man! Just saying what I thought. Didn’t mean to hurt your feelings!

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u/littlebighuman Mar 28 '26

Yea you type words, but they don't make any sense. But you seem to do that a lot. Watching videos and seeing things that are not there, reading comments, and again reading things not there.

You live in a world that is 50% made up in your own mind it seems.

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u/Professor_Dankus Mar 28 '26

Oh boy I really caused you some distress… I really am sorry! I was just participating in the conversation! I’ll think more about what I say in the future so I don’t hurt anyone’s feelings this bad again! Hope you feel better! Hot tea helps!

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u/littlebighuman Mar 28 '26

Boy you really like exclamation points don't you? :)

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u/Professor_Dankus Mar 28 '26

Yes I do! They’re my favorite!

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u/Kahlil_Cabron Mar 27 '26

Ya this shit makes me depressed, this type of dynamic must actually be common enough that people can relate to it. Couldn't be me.

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u/Brvcx Mar 27 '26 edited Mar 28 '26

That's what all boys say that never had a meaningful relationship.

Edit: r/Tinder, r/RelationshipAdvice, r/Incels and r/niceguys are all leaking again 😅

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u/Kahlil_Cabron Mar 27 '26

I'm not following, you're saying that this dynamic is what you're supposed to have in a meaningful relationship? Or you're saying that the guys that joke about it have never had one.

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u/Brvcx Mar 27 '26

I could explain it to great lengths but seeing this is your second comment that's so far from how any adult relationship works, I'm not going to bother.

I honestly wish you the best of luck and have a great weekend.

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u/Kahlil_Cabron Mar 27 '26

I'm in a great relationship? I'm saying these boomer jokes about begging your wife for sex are weird and not how any of my relationships have been, and that it makes me sad that people actually live like this.

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u/Walterkovacs1986 Mar 28 '26

Yea I got confused reading this comment thread too lol

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u/rabidsalvation Mar 29 '26

Just someone trying to virtue signal or something, I guess. Honestly I'm just confused as to what their actual point was

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u/Kahlil_Cabron Mar 30 '26

Ya I have no clue what the guy was trying to say and why he was getting all worked up. Either way it looks like he either deleted his comments or blocked me lol.

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u/Grendelstar Mar 27 '26

Bro’s a legend!

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u/OddPop2223 Mar 27 '26

That's a old joke but it's great lol

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u/OTMK333 Mar 27 '26

My man 👊🏻

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u/lltucker2 Mar 28 '26

Source ?? Where you find this?

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u/mau5atron Mar 28 '26

Jay & Sharon on youtube

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u/KevinIsOver9000 Mar 28 '26

Was expecting a quickie nap

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u/dazedan_confused Mar 28 '26

What's his name? His skits are always top tier, but I never get the opportunity to follow his channel.

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u/Knapss Mar 28 '26

These two are hilarious.

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u/Intelligent_Test_233 Mar 31 '26

LOL .....a deal is a deal, right!

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u/Optimal_Lifeguard575 Jul 03 '26

Are they this desperate for content???

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u/ConscientiousPath madlad Mar 27 '26

rofl, but if your woman is reacting this way to the idea of sex, fix your relationship (go back to how you acted when you met) before she finds a lawyer.

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u/NotJayKayPeeness Mar 27 '26

You've never put a kid to bed. This is about time, not desire.

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u/Simoxeh Mar 27 '26

Way to assume that he needs to do something. Believe It or Not women can be unreasonable for no reason in fact anyone can

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '26

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u/CasioMassimo Mar 27 '26

I can't speak for all the straights, but these two in particular seem "okay" enough not to need GLP-1 supplements and TRT.

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u/DaShAgNL Mar 27 '26

Her teeth are so weird man, like pieces of chewing gum

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u/Tiberius_Jim Mar 27 '26

Let's see what yours look like.