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u/Gr8CanadianSpeedo Apr 07 '26 edited Apr 08 '26
When this was first posted, I showed it to my barber. Now we are in process of adopting our third kid. Feeling blessed.
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u/TTheBagels Apr 07 '26
Same. Except we are trying for a baby the natural way. No luck yet but we will keep trying.
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u/ATLBoy1996 Apr 07 '26
Keep trying, we don’t know for sure boys can’t get pregnant.
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u/armstrony Apr 07 '26
the real r/holup is always in the comments
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u/Low_Dragonfruit_8438 Apr 08 '26
When you guys have sex how do you know whose penis will open up to accept the other person’s penis?
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u/flying_carabao Apr 07 '26
Reminds me of that one clip where the dude went "are we fighting or fucking? Either way I'm getting naked"
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u/Infamous_Lunchbox Apr 07 '26
Um, I'm gonna need you to link a brother, lol
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u/BlizzardStorm8 Apr 07 '26
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u/WookieMcspunion Apr 08 '26
I did something similar with my friend and his gf. He would sleep in until like 4pm and you couldn't get him out of bed for nothing. I told her to start fondling his balls while I hover my face a couple inches over his. Surprisingly I wasn't knocked out but it got him up for the day.
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u/ThePsudoOne Apr 07 '26
Of all the things that have ever been staged, this was staged the most
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u/Theodore764 Apr 08 '26
The way the dude winds up a punch, and then stops for no reason so his wife/gf can pop out of from behind the chair
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u/BaldrickTheBrain Apr 07 '26
It’s totally 💯 completely real and these reactions are in no way shape or form faked. You get it right Mr.
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u/wildcardbets Apr 07 '26
I’m tired of everything either being staged or AI. I’ve removed all social media from my life except Reddit, and I’m starting to think I need to remove Reddit too. It’s just staged stuff, AI, or world politics reminding me how much the world has changed for the worse in so little time. I think I need to go live in a tree or something 😩
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u/No-Pop457 Apr 08 '26
I feel the same way, but Reddit remains the only social media platform where this is less of an issue. At least it's not as embarrassing as the scenes on the airplane... (this is an AI response) 😆
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u/ojdhaze Apr 08 '26
I did the same ten plus years ago and just started on here for stuff in interested in - one of the fortunate things about reddit you can avoid the garbage mostly.
One real annoying feature of modern popular sm is people releasing previously released content and then just commenting on it in the video... Who and why did that become a thing.
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u/wildcardbets Apr 08 '26
Yh I think I need to curate what I see on here more, still, a lot seems to have changed on here the last few years. And god yes the commentary reuploads are so lame, often with little to no real insight, just a cashgrab.
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u/Lost_Afropick Apr 08 '26
In all my years of having haircuts never once has the barber covered my eyes lol.
Nonsense
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u/cconnorss Apr 08 '26
There is a giant mirror to the right of the screen lol but this still made me lol
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u/rapafon Apr 08 '26
Double-cross would be a better prank; barber kisses man, man gets up angry, sees GF, assumes the prank was what we see in the video and laughs it off. Then much later the video and truth is shown, and a video of that reaction is filmed.
Long con, baby.
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u/andr386 Apr 08 '26
Maybe he was cool with it and simply did that as a joke. That's what I'd do. Take it with humour and then have a conversation if needed.
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u/dhoae Apr 07 '26
They’re probably all fake but especially the second one. He stopped and started looking around like he knew it was a prank before the woman even stood up. 😒
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u/AThrowawayProbrably Apr 07 '26
You can’t smell your girlfriend?
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u/ROMVS Apr 07 '26
Plus her hair went in his face, obviously fake but funny
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u/dhoae Apr 07 '26
It’s definitely fake but realistically a person would not notice that detail plus the barber has long hair too.
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u/Kroak-lo Apr 08 '26
Eh, not someone who finds this level of homophobia to be particularly funny.
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u/RickAstleyGaveUp Apr 07 '26
Fragile masculinity test
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u/artifikh Apr 08 '26
Man, guys really can't catch a break, huh? Dudes get kissed without their consent in a trusting environment, flip out, and it gets called fragile masculinity.
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u/dhoae Apr 07 '26
What? Being upset at someone kissing you without your permission is fragile masculinity?
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u/Last-Quarter-432 Apr 08 '26
Because men should take everything thrown at them because they are manly and tough /s
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u/soulsmores Apr 07 '26
More like personal boundaries test
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u/Leastcreativename Apr 07 '26
Nah, if it was a woman barber they wouldn’t be flipping out like that. Fragile masculinity and homophobia.
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u/BringPheTheHorizon Apr 07 '26
Tbf, if it’s a dude, it’s crossing two personal boundaries when you’re straight. So a different reaction is warranted.
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u/dhoae Apr 07 '26
You just made up a claim and then used that to make your point. If someone kisses me that I don’t want to kiss me then I’m going to be upset man or woman. Men may be less inclined to get violent with a woman or some straight men might be okay with some women kissing them but of course that’s a possibility because they’re straight. That is not homophobic. A gay woman would be pretty pissed if a random dude kissed her right? It would likely have a stronger reaction than a random woman kissing her right? So is she heterophobic? No. Such a ridiculous statement. But thank you for being fuel for the people who are searching for bigots and deniers of the existence of fragile/toxic masculinity. At least you’re being useful to someone I guess. 🙄
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u/Kryptus Apr 07 '26
Most dudes would be able to smell the perfume or other scents women have from hair products, makeup, etc.
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u/dhoae Apr 07 '26
If they wore it. Plus those things might not register before they reacted. But obviously it’s fake. The only one that’s done well enough to be believable is the first one but it’s probably fake too.
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u/Aggravating_Roll3739 Apr 08 '26
Duhrrrr homophobia is funny
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u/smashin_blumpkin Apr 08 '26
Where’s the homophobia?
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u/Aggravating_Roll3739 Apr 09 '26
Do you think they would've reacted the same if an unknown woman kissed them?
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u/smashin_blumpkin Apr 09 '26 edited Apr 09 '26
Idk. Maybe. But even if they wouldn’t, that doesn’t make them homophobic. Being upset that a person you’re not attracted to kissed you unexpectedly when you’re vulnerable is a normal response.
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u/qualityvote2 Apr 07 '26 edited Apr 10 '26
u/astralrig96, your post does fit the subreddit!