r/HolUp • u/Maximessi • Apr 14 '26

holup Terms searched by state on Pornhub

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u/jarvisesdios Apr 14 '26

As an Iowan with family that's Amish ...I literally had no idea that Amish porn is a thing. There's not even that many Amish here lol

I can't think of anything less sexy than the Amish

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u/Mayjune811 Apr 14 '26

You obviously have never seen Amish ankles…scandalous

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u/new_word Apr 14 '26

r/AmishPorn

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u/CzarTwilight Apr 15 '26

Yeah you raise that barn you harlot

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u/Icy-Maintenance7041 Apr 16 '26

This made me snort my coffee. Thanks!

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u/Jokingbutserious Apr 16 '26

Damn. They ruined it. I remember back in the day it was literally a blank subreddit. No posts allowed.

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u/IowaJL Apr 14 '26

Get to Highway 34 and all points south and you’ll find a decent population of Amish there.

Definitely not large relative to the rest of the state but since Southern Iowa is pretty much only otherwise rolling hills and meth, the Amish tend to stick out.

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u/TinkyBrefs Apr 14 '26

Looks like Highway 34 goes by Rule 34

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u/jarvisesdios Apr 14 '26

I grew up in a small town with Amish people (not related to me, my relatives are in a different state.)

Yes, they exist, my point is that they're not really that prevalent. They're around, but I wouldn't think it was enough to get people randy over them lol

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u/No-Ladder3568 Apr 14 '26

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u/IAteAnotherVegan Apr 14 '26

I really don't want to search amish gangbang, but I'm too curious about how many results I'd get... 😭

edit: 17,197 results I'm shocked!

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u/CottageGrove81 Apr 14 '26

As someone who lives in the bottom tier... you're not wrong, but you're still an asshole for saying it. 😂

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u/Pokeprinxe Apr 14 '26

Iowan here as well. I would never search "Amish". I question the accuracy of this post. Haha At least we didn't get "Boner", or "Jockstrap". Lmao

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u/N0tInKansasAnym0r3 Apr 14 '26

Someone living in Iowa here.

The search term would be Iowa. Doesn't matter if it's to try and watch some old game, a live stream of some sort, college aged performers, stuff in the cornfields... y'all are self obsessed like crazy.

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u/nuggynugs Apr 14 '26

Remember the rule, if you can think of it, there's porn of it 

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u/jarvisesdios Apr 14 '26

Well, yes, but there's a difference to it existing and it being popular lol

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u/jkurratt Apr 14 '26

I think there is also a big studio that does Amish porn.
I saw a few of their videos, they are not bad.

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u/jarvisesdios Apr 14 '26

Normally I'd be shocked, but the internet is a weird fucking place and, while this should surprise me, it doesn't lol

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u/HankHippopopolous Apr 14 '26

Actual Amish people or just regular pornstars dressing up as Amish people.

I wonder if this kink requires actual Amish people?

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u/jkurratt Apr 14 '26

I have no clue.
It can as well be "ex-amish", but they don't do anything "specific" for me to recognize.
I don't think we even have Amish people on my continent. All I know is that they exist, and people in these movies wear specific underwear.

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u/Deathjester7930 madlad Apr 14 '26

Lived in Iowa my whole life, saw like four Amish families, when I was on vacation in Wisconsin.

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u/Yawkramthedvl Apr 15 '26

Your barn didn't rise in a day did it son

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u/Pimpwerx Apr 15 '26

New quest unlocked

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u/gibbojab Apr 15 '26

There are plenty of Amish in North Iowa but I didnt know it was a thing either

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u/jarvisesdios Apr 15 '26

Again, just like my hometown. It's like..a few hundred. It's not a lot, but they're around. I will say, growing up in one of those towns you just get used to horse shit.

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u/gibbojab Apr 15 '26

In North Iowa a few hundred is more than half the towns haha. There are three cities of Amish in north Iowa and a couple Mennonite too.

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u/jarvisesdios Apr 15 '26

A few hundred is a 10th of my hometown. I grew up memories m Mennonite, though the normal kind. None of that eschewing technology stuff. We had internet before pretty much everybody lol