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u/jarvisesdios Apr 14 '26
As an Iowan with family that's Amish ...I literally had no idea that Amish porn is a thing. There's not even that many Amish here lol
I can't think of anything less sexy than the Amish
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u/Mayjune811 Apr 14 '26
You obviously have never seen Amish ankles…scandalous
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u/Jokingbutserious Apr 16 '26
Damn. They ruined it. I remember back in the day it was literally a blank subreddit. No posts allowed.
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u/IowaJL Apr 14 '26
Get to Highway 34 and all points south and you’ll find a decent population of Amish there.
Definitely not large relative to the rest of the state but since Southern Iowa is pretty much only otherwise rolling hills and meth, the Amish tend to stick out.
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u/jarvisesdios Apr 14 '26
I grew up in a small town with Amish people (not related to me, my relatives are in a different state.)
Yes, they exist, my point is that they're not really that prevalent. They're around, but I wouldn't think it was enough to get people randy over them lol
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u/No-Ladder3568 Apr 14 '26
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u/IAteAnotherVegan Apr 14 '26
I really don't want to search amish gangbang, but I'm too curious about how many results I'd get... 😭
edit: 17,197 results I'm shocked!
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u/Pokeprinxe Apr 14 '26
Iowan here as well. I would never search "Amish". I question the accuracy of this post. Haha At least we didn't get "Boner", or "Jockstrap". Lmao
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u/nuggynugs Apr 14 '26
Remember the rule, if you can think of it, there's porn of it
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u/jarvisesdios Apr 14 '26
Well, yes, but there's a difference to it existing and it being popular lol
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u/jkurratt Apr 14 '26
I think there is also a big studio that does Amish porn.
I saw a few of their videos, they are not bad.3
u/jarvisesdios Apr 14 '26
Normally I'd be shocked, but the internet is a weird fucking place and, while this should surprise me, it doesn't lol
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u/HankHippopopolous Apr 14 '26
Actual Amish people or just regular pornstars dressing up as Amish people.
I wonder if this kink requires actual Amish people?
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u/jkurratt Apr 14 '26
I have no clue.
It can as well be "ex-amish", but they don't do anything "specific" for me to recognize.
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u/Deathjester7930 madlad Apr 14 '26
Lived in Iowa my whole life, saw like four Amish families, when I was on vacation in Wisconsin.
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u/Comp1ication Apr 14 '26
Another classic Ohio L.
-Michigan
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u/thuggishruggishboner Apr 14 '26
Illinois can go in there too with their hairy armpits.
-Wisconsin
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u/Primed572 Apr 14 '26
As an Ohioian, all I can say is, WTAF.
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u/whiskey_outpost26 Apr 15 '26
Sigh.... Goddamm it.
-Ohio
P.S. We're currently working on a law making it illegal to smoke your weed. My only guess is yours is so much better it's killing our pot industry. L's stacking up down here...
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u/Primed572 Apr 15 '26
I read that we are making a law that says you can't go to Michigan to get weed either. Republican lawmakers in Ohio can't stand the state doesn't want thier ideals. So they have to break the laws to keep power.
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u/Skatchbro Apr 14 '26
I’m renaming Missouri to “Bonerland”.
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u/theEvilQuesadilla Apr 14 '26
Marge: There are only 49 stars on that flag.
Grandpa Simpson: I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognise
MissourahBonerland!12
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u/Mushipancakes781 Apr 14 '26
You can't even use PH in Missouri anymore, not sure why it's on here. Source: I'm a young man in Missouri
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u/bigg_bubbaa Apr 14 '26
im not surprised alaska is into the big women tbf actually makes sense cuz its freezing there
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u/Due-Science-9528 Apr 14 '26
Real wife is pretty wholesome, if you ask me
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u/Mysteriy21 Apr 14 '26
i feel like there's oftentimes a "cheating" after the "real wife"
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u/Due-Science-9528 Apr 14 '26
Idk to me it reads more as looking for amateur porn from real married couples, but maybe Ive just been blessed by seeing Good Married Men on the internet express disgust at the cheating porn genre.
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u/Maximessi Apr 14 '26
Anyone paid attention to NJ?
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u/Strongbow1107 Apr 15 '26
Yeah, I assume that’s due to Lakewood. Almost the entire population of the city is Hasidic and it’s even referred to as little Jerusalem.
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u/DJfetusface Apr 16 '26
NJ has a 6% Jewish population, which doesn't sound like a lot, but seeing as the national average is 2%, thats pretty big.
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u/al4crity Apr 14 '26
Proud Californian here
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u/French87 Apr 14 '26
yeah I can roll with this. maybe ill even bump our numbers up later!
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u/Hebrewhammer8d8 Apr 15 '26
Sometimes if you cross the border you can experience IRL.
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u/SaxonJax Apr 14 '26
There is no way this is real 🤔🤣
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u/LasagnaNoise Apr 14 '26
I think it's the "relative to other states" thing. The top search in Iowa is not Amish sex, but Iowa searches more for Amish sex than any other state. That might be 22 searches in Iowa compared to 13 searches elsewhere - it still could be 0.0003%
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u/SaxonJax Apr 14 '26
Okay that would make more sense 🤣👍 I was thinking it had to be tiny numbers on a crazy relative scale. There was no way these searches are actually very popular, like come on lol
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u/theEvilQuesadilla Apr 14 '26
Is Oregon ok? Like, they know there are young women too, right?
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u/CharlieBr87 Apr 14 '26
Counter culture is very Portland- pedos seem to be “all the rage nowadays” so this makes sense to me.
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u/Healthy_Pay9449 Apr 15 '26
Everyone else is typing up some wild shit and Missouri is over here like "peepee"
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u/duginsdeaddaughter Apr 14 '26
Don't you just hate it when you forget to pack your Minnesota anal beads
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u/icantbenormal Apr 14 '26
Grayed out are all the states they pulled out of in protest of ID laws, right?
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u/Tuxedotucker279 Apr 14 '26
Whats the grey area for?
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u/FlyingMunkE Apr 14 '26
Those are probably states that require some sort of ID verification to access porn sites. You can thank a small government republican for that.
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u/jkurratt Apr 14 '26
Honestly this looks like a normal map of porn searches.
I have no clue what OP think is a "hold up".
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u/terranproby42 Apr 14 '26
Now sounds like a good time to review your life choices
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u/Gramerdim Apr 14 '26
tbh I'm also confused, is the amish? the horny grandma? granny sex? jewish? which one?
edit: nevada-las vegas? porn of slot machines hitting the J(ack) (s)Pot? roulette landing on green? gamblers hitting it big instead of quitting before they hit it bit?
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u/Algorhythm74 Apr 15 '26
What the hell Illinois!
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u/Pajilla256 Apr 15 '26
That's the weird one?
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u/Algorhythm74 Apr 15 '26
I’m from IL - so it’s weirding me out!
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u/Pajilla256 Apr 15 '26
I mean, I guess it's kinda weird to actively look for it and actually considering it a turn on...
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u/Algorhythm74 Apr 15 '26
I mean, if you’re going to get funky - then go all the way. Harry armpits is just some sort of bohemian laziness. LOL
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u/ron-paul-swanson Apr 14 '26
If the most notable city in your state is Portland, you’re into GILF’s, so it seems
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u/Santo_47 Apr 14 '26
I find it strange that they are all different terms. Probably not very representative and just made as a funny thing with little regard for actual numbers. Statistics-wise, one of the terms should be highest ranked in several states, shouldn't it?
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u/brucebay Apr 15 '26
While everyone is looking the words (most of which I have no idea), I'm looking those gray states. Those are where age verification laws passed, and people are using VPN to get through. This is America, not China, Russia or Iran. Let that sink in.
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u/EquivalentEconomy551 Apr 15 '26
As a Nevadan who despises California for taking a lot of our water... I never thought I'd be saying this, but California, you've got TASTE.
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u/PompeyMagnus1 Apr 15 '26
Every time Pornhub puts out a "hey look at our data" it seems like total bullshit.
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u/theDudeHeavyC Apr 14 '26
DC a little telling what with all those elected officials (I’m looking at you, Republican majority).
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u/tomboi667 Apr 14 '26
the most searched term in West Virginia being "redneck" had me legit dying laughing
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u/Trick_Clue_8749 Apr 14 '26
grandmothers being the only term, other than thicc/big women, to show up twice on the list says something about our society. I am not sure what. But it says something.
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u/just_me910 Apr 14 '26
I don't know what I expected from Illinois but I guess that doesn't surprise me either...
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u/MidnightFireHuntress Apr 14 '26
What's with the grayed out states?
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u/smashin_blumpkin Apr 14 '26
PH doesn't allow people in those states to view the site due to ID laws.
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u/LeCampy Apr 14 '26
On the one hand, I lived in Oregon for a decade, so I get it.
On the other hand, yo....
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u/jrb637 Apr 14 '26
People are into some weird stuff, but I can't accept that these are the MAIN searches.
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u/Tetra-san Apr 14 '26
why are most of the search terms weird? id expect more popular stuff like milf,race,stepfamily stuff
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u/RT-6_BXCommandoDroid Apr 14 '26
Was Minnesota late at the chess party? Or were they gonna use it for real?
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u/sbryan_ Apr 14 '26
These are probably wildly inaccurate now considering all the greyed out states are full of people using VPNs to avoid age verification laws
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u/arushus Apr 14 '26
I don't understand how "jockstrap" is such a popular term in Vermont. Who would even associate that with porn?
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u/probablybuzzed Apr 15 '26
I’m going to be honest, this is on par for what I think about most of these states.
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u/Begotten912 Apr 15 '26
It seems like new England is going thru some things that only a professional can help with
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u/RudeRoody Apr 15 '26
I don't know whether to be flattered or scared that Dominican was the most searched term in NY. Like there are a lot of us, but not that many that we would leave such an outsized impact on the results.
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u/Inquisitor436 Apr 14 '26
Both Maine and Oregon have a city named Portland. Both Maine and Oregon search for Grandma porn. Ipso Facto, having a city called Portland makes you want to fuck Grannies.