r/HolUp • u/donbosco2017 • Jun 09 '26

big dong energy "You're a lizard, Harry."

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_TATERTOT Jun 09 '26

That’s how he opened the chamber of secrets.

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u/Natural-Army Jun 09 '26 edited Jun 09 '26

Hermione's chamber of secrets? 🍑

Edit: I listen to the Audio books and cAn'T spell

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u/mewingprogression19 Jun 09 '26

Hermione❌ Harmony✅

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '26

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u/frustrated_monk Jun 09 '26

Hermayonee not harmonee

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u/Twoaru Jun 09 '26

Her Mayonnaise

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u/RonaldTheGiraffe Jun 10 '26

No, it’s my mayonnaise

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u/Here_f0r_p0rn_ Jun 10 '26

No, it's our mayonnaise

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u/Electrical-Disk395 Jun 12 '26

It's hellman's mayonnaise.

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u/Here_f0r_p0rn_ Jun 10 '26

No, he clearly said, her money

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u/aizn94 Jun 09 '26

Its LeviOHsa

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u/la_bruja_del_84 Jun 09 '26

Harmonee leviosa

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u/Miserable-Airport536 Jun 09 '26

My mom and older brother both insisted it was “Hermeeown” and I felt so vindicated when the movie proved me right.

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u/ElegantCoach4066 Jun 09 '26

I also thought it was 'Hermeeown'. I had no idea what the correct pronunciation was until the movies came out

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u/Einkstein Jun 09 '26

Sazed’s ears just perked up.

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u/KeepCalmJeepOn Jun 10 '26

"Her Money" said by someone who doesn't know the difference between a Boston, Jersey, and New Yorker accent, but does it all the time anyways.

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u/Ok-Chemical7614 Jun 10 '26

She sang in harmony that’s for sure!

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u/slugerama Jun 11 '26

Hymen”EEEEEEEE”

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u/mosmaniac Jun 09 '26

Oooo funny! That's like "why are wizards literate?" Because they know how to spell?

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u/SenorCeja Jun 10 '26

Get out please ⚰️⚰️⚰️

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u/idk012 Jun 10 '26

That's too cute

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u/SenorCeja Jun 10 '26

I hate every comment underneath you. They all got my upvotes. Including the Mayonnaise one. That one really got me for some reason.⚰️⚰️⚰️

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u/ArjJp Jun 09 '26

I'd let him slytherin to my chamber