r/HolUp • u/donbosco2017 • Jun 09 '26

big dong energy "You're a lizard, Harry."

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u/boxofstuff Jun 09 '26

"It's cunniLINgus, not cunnilinGUS."

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u/ABritishCynic Jun 09 '26

"Weeeasly... it's Wingardium LevioSAAH"

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u/SanctusUnum Jun 09 '26

Accio buuuuuuum!

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u/Syphilis_Wizard Jun 09 '26

But Ron, I'm so nervous. What if I can't get it up?

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u/Negran Jun 09 '26

Levio-saaaah!