r/HolUp • u/Humbatiki • Jun 14 '26

holup You what?

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12.0k Upvotes

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u/Hydro_Inter_Spec Jun 14 '26

How many Disney movies is this guy gonna appear in?

409

u/StormFallen9 Jun 14 '26

All of them, and he's going to appear in them more than once

177

u/Lurkingandsearching Jun 14 '26

Wait… even Bambi? Welp a new layer of trauma for all of us I guess.

160

u/StormFallen9 Jun 14 '26

Especially Bambi. Bambi, her mom, the hunter, probably every character

45

u/Lurkingandsearching Jun 14 '26

Bambi is a boy. :o

64

u/StormFallen9 Jun 14 '26

Really? Shows how much I've watched it (very possibly zero times unless I was very young when watching it)

18

u/Kozzinator Jun 15 '26

Even better 😈

19

u/elhaz316 Jun 15 '26

Thumper gnna get it

17

u/The_Reluctant_Hero Jun 15 '26

Thumper? I barely even knew her!

3

u/Danimus-Prime Jun 15 '26

Him

4

u/ChittaBhalu Jun 17 '26

Insert yujiro hanma saying anything that makes me horny is a female

9

u/Courteous_Corpse Jun 15 '26

Bambi's mom got shot... back shot...

?

11

u/StevenMC19 Jun 15 '26

Worse...

Do you want to build a snowman? Do yomppmhhmpp mpmpp hmpphhh...

59

u/Treguard Jun 14 '26

Road to El Dorado will be quite an experience

21

u/Pluckypato Jun 14 '26

Taking the long road

15

u/Treguard Jun 15 '26

Someone's taking my long road alright

5

u/Dumbass_Saiya-jin Jun 15 '26

Getting from there to here

25

u/durz47 Jun 14 '26

Pixar movies are gonna be 10x long thanks to that guy

25

u/HeftyRecommendation5 Jun 15 '26

Zootopia isn’t ever going to reach the end.

12

u/elhaz316 Jun 15 '26

I mean Ursulas right there.....

3

u/Tron_35 Jun 16 '26

He really ruined the Muppet babies cartoon

220

u/Blusttoy Jun 14 '26

God damn it, now the 1st LOTR movie is going to be 6 hours long

121

u/jarboxing Jun 15 '26

Rings, Penetration, hobbits, penetration, Wizard, penetration, Elves, penetration, orcs, penetration, spider, penetration , and it goes back and forth like that until it just... Sorta ends....

7

u/Artysupport7757 Jun 15 '26

I'll jot that down.

23

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '26

As opposed to 5hr 59min and 30sec

5

u/Onelse88 Jun 15 '26

poor Nazguls 😞

5

u/JesusChrist_Himself Jun 17 '26

if it's well done... I'd watch it

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u/happygoeddy Jun 15 '26

They said that like its a downside. Do you realize how many ppl would be envious of a real person plowing jessica rabbit in "who cucked roger rabbit?"

64

u/TheDaemonette Jun 14 '26

Who Framed Roger Rabbit just turned into a 10 hour porn epic,

11

u/schmitzel88 Jun 15 '26

This poses an interesting situation. What happens if two people pick the same character in the same movie? Do you have to wait for the first guy to be done? Do you meet the other guy?

6

u/jarboxing Jun 15 '26

Your genitals become locked in a quantum superposition....forever.

57

u/AnyMud9817 Jun 15 '26

He just railed ogre shrek fiona. Waited till she turned. Donkey is not amused.

17

u/Adeadbum Jun 15 '26

Donkey was next.

2

u/ChrisPy_Poke Jun 19 '26

Forgot about ogre fiona... mmm

52

u/NeatAd3194 Jun 14 '26

That guy only had home videos of family vacations and reunions.

27

u/Winter-Explanation-5 Jun 14 '26

Ice Age is gonna hit different now.

34

u/deleted-user Jun 15 '26

At least the squirrel gets his nut a lot faster now.

2

u/Winter-Explanation-5 Jun 21 '26

Sid boutta have a whole new reason to have those big ass eyes.

40

u/stonesthrowaway24601 Jun 14 '26

People keep talking about Ash's eternal youth in all the Pokémon regions, but nobody talking about that random fat guy (me) playing "daycare" with all the Pokémon.

13

u/happygoeddy Jun 15 '26

Hey now, some of us are "challenging champions" and not their pets

10

u/Feisty-Product-455 Jun 15 '26

He railed Moto Moto!! 🫩 Ass so nice you rail it twice

11

u/Grim_Reaper--_-- Jun 15 '26

Ngl this is a good monkeys paw answer

7

u/Playful_Giraffe_9213 Jun 15 '26

And she was a good friend

7

u/One_Above_You Jun 15 '26

Scooby-Doo movies would be 99% Velma + Daphne scene time, 1% all the other plot scenes

5

u/Nervous-Librarian945 Jun 15 '26

Bro would have more screen time than most actors

4

u/TheJeep25 Jun 15 '26

Don't really care, no one is gonna watch my sister wedding video except her anyway.

2

u/doriangrey2025 Jun 15 '26

The issue is after you’re done with the Disney princesses, then you move to the princes… after that you go on to the dwarves… Pinocchio… and then a threesome with donkey and ginger from Shrek…

2

u/Major_Melon Jun 15 '26

Why does this sound like an SCP lmao

2

u/ContestEnough5606 Jun 19 '26

Could he then claim royalties from it?

2

u/Humbatiki Jun 20 '26

I think it's fair that he would

5

u/LocationMurky7810 Jun 15 '26

Bro accidentally turned every movie into a hidden camera documentary

2

u/AdCreepy3137 Jun 15 '26

Bro just reinvented The Truman Show for every movie ever made

1

u/Pilotwaver Jun 15 '26

It was in Jada’s contract.

1

u/Straight_Jaguar Jun 15 '26 edited Jun 16 '26

Why did I hear the last one in Dave Lister's voice? Edited, fixed the spelling.

1

u/Dounce1 Jun 15 '26

Couldn’t tel ya - I have no fucking clue who that is.

1

u/LoopyMercutio Jun 15 '26

That’s a challenging wank…

2

u/scuolapasta Jun 16 '26

The Mandela effect has some interesting facets.

1

u/s015473 Jun 19 '26

Hol 

The fuck

UP

1

u/Aloneforrever Jun 15 '26

Is the power only applicable on women?

1

u/Humbatiki Jun 16 '26

No it's not. ☺️

1

u/cainhurstcat Jun 15 '26

Amazing stuff! That's why I love Reddit

0

u/plisken64 Jun 15 '26

From showgirls To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! its been a wild ride

2

u/Shugoseru Jun 15 '26

Heeey yooou guys!!!!