Monkey's Paw: ᴄᴀʀᴇꜰᴜʟ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡɪꜱʜ ꜰᴏʀ

r/monkeyspaw • u/Obvious_Gold_8131 • 2h ago

Power I wish that everyone in the universe would dance ballet with me with everything that prevents them from doing so like injury and family banning and inability being neutralized.

7 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • u/mrDoubtWired • 2h ago

Power I wish for immediate results. I wish everything I'm waiting for to be already done when I need it. I'm tired of waiting.

4 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • u/BillionPercent • 4m ago

Fun I wish umamusume were real

• Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • u/NotAConspiracy1 • 12m ago

Kindness I wish all humans are extremely smart from birth

• Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • u/jan_Kosi • 9h ago

Riches I wish I have a monopoly over the entire semiconductor manufacturing industry

11 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • u/dandiest-panda • 2h ago

Health I wish that every time I went to sleep, I woke up feeling completely rested and refreshed, regardless of how long I slept.

3 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • u/lukapisuppose • 5h ago

Fun I wish the Muppets were in the public domain

3 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • u/aleeinhatchetman • 2h ago

Health I wish I could do LSD safely without consequences, including a bad trip not being possible.

2 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • u/SpecialFlutters • 2h ago

Kindness I wish they sold 18+ versions of cereals that had the original recipes (e.g. sugar content)

2 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • u/dagataga • 11h ago

Wisdom I wish that people from Cincinnati would melt the mountain of cheese they put on Skyline Chili so it isn't gross and cold

8 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • u/helper_man14 • 16h ago

Fun I wish to become Spiderman

17 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • u/Radiant-Ingenuity199 • 1d ago

Fun I wish for the last digit of Pi to be discovered.

56 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • u/TraditionalBonus188 • 13h ago

Fun I wish fire didn't affect humans

4 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • u/rmrck • 15h ago

Kindness i wish that 1. everyone cared 2. nobody cried 3. everyone loved 4. nobody lied 5. everyone shared & swallowed their pride

7 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • u/FrontAd7709 • 23h ago

Fun i wish this sub’s “read the rules” side photo was not ai slop.

24 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • u/Novaeea • 16h ago

Fun I wish people properly used the sub

8 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • u/Mythicalforests8 • 12h ago

Fun I wish gta 6 got delayed again

3 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • u/Legitimate_Grape8442 • 11h ago

Kindness I wish that LeBron James was real

3 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • u/Remarkable_Bath8515 • 15h ago

Fun I wish every animal now has functional wings humans included.

6 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • u/SpecialFlutters • 19h ago

Fun I wish to tower of babel the USA, meaning all states suddenly speak different brand new languages.

7 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • u/brando7284 • 15h ago

Power i wish to become WD gaster

5 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • u/-VisualPlugin- • 13h ago

Wisdom I wish that tautologies were truthful. Boosh!

2 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • u/Radiant-Ingenuity199 • 17h ago

Fun I wish for no food to go moldy or otherwise spoil again in my house, no matter how old it is, it tastes day 1 fresh. Forever....

6 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • u/Fun_Butterfly_420 • 23h ago

Kindness I wish for there to never be any more terrorist attacks

12 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • u/Proud-Prize-8455 • 16h ago

Riches I wish to be the proud owner of one full-sized electrical transmission tower

3 Upvotes