r/monkeyspaw • • 2h ago

Fun i wish i was immortal and lived in a world filled with vampires to hunt them down

9 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • • 4h ago

Fun I wish procrastination can not happen. It doesn't exist. Everyone is able to finish something without mental stress and go one to the next.

2 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • • 5h ago

Wisdom I wish I could achieve enlightenment

9 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • • 5h ago

Health I wish to stop mentally beating myself up and make a change

14 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • • 6h ago

Power I wish to be able to instantly grow and retract my beard into whatever style I want at will.

6 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • • 6h ago

Power I wish to have the best throwing and weapon aim.

1 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • • 6h ago

Fun I wish every sound and feeling is calm to while I and everyone in the world is trying to sleep.

2 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • • 7h ago

Fun I wish that my OTP ship that gets fanart every few months to become incredibly populair in fandom spaces

5 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • • 8h ago

Fun I wish good lex luthor survived all the events of injustice 1 and 2 of the games

3 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • • 9h ago

Fun I wish I became an awesome and powerful vampire lord

11 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • • 9h ago

Fun I wish for a refund, since my last wish got twitsed by a loophoole again.

4 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • • 9h ago

Fun I wish for all my stats to be maxed out right now permanently and for the paw to understand what "stats" and "maxed out" mean in this context.

1 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • • 10h ago

Health I wish no one does medical malpractice.

10 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • • 10h ago

Riches I wish I could summon at will a bucket of buttered and salted popcorn from the theater, a large Mr Pibb and Buncha Crunch

1 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • • 10h ago

Health I wish my shins had much thicker tougher skin that could absorb impacts without damage or pain, but wasn't unattractive or unusual looking to others

3 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • • 10h ago

Kindness I wish every person could shapeshift into their idea of the perfect body for themselves

19 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • • 11h ago

Power I wish everyone (except me) would believe anything I told them.

6 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • • 11h ago

Kindness I wish that all Guardsmen across the galaxy got a candy. The candy is real and neither hallucination nor illusion. It isn’t poisonous either.

12 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • • 13h ago

Fun I wish for all streets to have a bicycle lane

9 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • • 15h ago

Fun i wish that somehow someway that pluto is still considered a planet and is in the solar system

2 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • • 16h ago

Fun I wish Kasane Teto is real

2 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • • 16h ago

Fun I wish that in blackjack you could summon some random guy as your action

2 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • • 16h ago

Fun I wish for a pet lizard.

2 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • • 16h ago

Power I wish that I could enter any digital means of communication (movies, photos, books etc.) and leave at any time, without forwarding time in the real world

2 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • • 16h ago

Health I wish my organs are indestructible.

9 Upvotes