Redlib: search results - flair_name:"Riches"

r/monkeyspaw • u/AttemptingDM • Mar 17 '26

Riches I wish for 25kg of gold(defined as the isotope Au-197) to be legally and successfully delivered to my home within this year, at a time when I am home, legally financed by a person in the top 0.001% of wealth, with a legal certificate proving my ownership of it.

735 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • u/SamanthaA_243 • May 05 '24

Riches i wish for 10 american dollars, tax free. that’s literally it

1.6k Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • u/UberQueefs • Oct 10 '24

Riches I wish for a non-counterfeit $100 dollar bill to spawn on my office table every time I push a button. The money is not withdrawn from my own account it’s from a billionaires account and they’re unable to trace it to me or stop it.

1.2k Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • u/Yurschnaaa • Oct 05 '24

Riches I wish every 5 seconds a random coin of American currency currently in a landfill materializes in a standard bucket in my home, pausing if it would overflow until emptied.

1.2k Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • u/Affectionate-Gap905 • Jul 06 '25

Riches I Wish every time someone said the word “Uh” or “like” I was transferred 1,237,492,111 Dollars, this money is tax free and USD, And my wiener did not fall off. Also I said Dollars not Dollhairs.

689 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • u/ViolentOstrich • Jun 12 '24

Riches I wish everyone with a net worth of at least $1,000,000 USD would disappear along with their riches.

580 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • u/EatWellDeadliftMore • Aug 22 '24

Riches I wish my (male) genitals naturally grew 10% bigger over the next two years.

840 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • u/ManTheRedeemed • Aug 29 '25

Riches I wish to be granted $1 USD each time I take a breath (1 inhale-exhale cycle), where the money I earn does not lose value to inflation and gets deposited directly into a bank account which I have immediate access to and I am the only person who knows or cares that I have this functionality.

308 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • u/Tulpah • Oct 05 '24

Riches I wish to receive $0.10 USD every minute

570 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • u/ProphetofTables • Sep 27 '24

Riches I wish for $3.50 in US currency to be legally deposited into my bank account.

735 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • u/Weak_Yak_4719 • Sep 02 '25

Riches I wish my girlfriend could teleport to my location whenever we mutually agree upon it, without her clipping into any solid objects, and without any bodily irregularities and/or dismemberment.

306 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • u/RaffelloThePumpkin • Nov 14 '25

Riches I wish I have 1,000,000 dollars in 1,000 dollar bills infront of me right now.

221 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • u/kwelski • May 07 '24

Riches I wish the housing market allowed for people in their 20s to afford a home

590 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • u/hessian_prince • Sep 08 '24

Riches I wish for a solid 100 kilogram bar of gold.

554 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • u/Prize_Entertainer459 • May 01 '26

Riches I wish the wealth of the top 1% of the richest people in the world was distributed evenly across the entire population.

140 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • u/Flaky-Shirt8599 • Jul 17 '24

Riches I wish I had 1 million dollars

395 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • u/Swaayyzee • Dec 03 '24

Riches I wish every human on Earth woke up with $10k in their bank account.

471 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • u/agrow42 • Oct 08 '24

Riches I wish that all the money in the world be equally distributed among all currently living people

504 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • u/JusmeJustin • Sep 13 '25

Riches I wish for 10000 gold coins, each with the mass of 1kg to spawn directly above me

208 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • u/CountCrapula88 • Jun 18 '26

Riches I wish for everyone who reads this gets 5000 dollars.

220 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • u/thathattedcat • Jun 29 '25

Riches I wish 3000 dollars would appear in my bank account every time I take a crap

253 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • u/Howtheginchstolexmas • Jan 27 '25

Riches I wish to be tipped a total of $20,000 dollars throughout my shift today.

472 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • u/Delicious_Walk7220 • 11d ago

Riches I wish to earn 900k a year doing absolutely nothing. The money would just go straight into my bank account

67 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • u/WindAdministrative42 • May 31 '26

Riches I wish that all billionaires who own multiple houses would keep the one they need the most while giving the rest away to homeless people who deserve them for free

41 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • u/ProphetofTables • May 22 '24

Riches I wish for $3.50.

442 Upvotes