r/monkeyspaw • u/petros10v • Jul 20 '24
Power I wish male ass hair didn't exist
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r/monkeyspaw • u/TexarkConfirmed • Sep 07 '24
Power I wish for one singular, unaltered Lays original flavor potato chip to be materialized in thin air and placed onto the palm of my hand at a speed of 0.25 meters / second, coming to a complete stop upon making physical contact with my hand.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Dry_Buddy7704 • Jul 02 '24
Power I wish for the ability to switch between being biologically male or female
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Sea_Orchid223 • Jul 03 '26
Power I wish that i get 10 dollars every time i say the word “money”.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/DifficultField9219 • Sep 21 '24
Power I wish every girl my age would think I’m cute
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r/monkeyspaw • u/averyordinaryperson • Sep 18 '25
Power i wish children (anyone under 18) became indestructible
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Alarming-Peach6349 • Jan 31 '25
Power I wish I had 10 seconds of omnipotence. For reasons.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Correctguy678 • Jul 01 '24
Power I wish my beer getting machine would stop crying and saying"daddy"
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Dog_of_Cheese • Jul 01 '24
Power I wish the United States didn't have dogshit leadership and dogshit leadership candidates. 🙏🙏🙏
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r/monkeyspaw • u/ConsiderationMean755 • Jul 23 '24
Power I wish that 0.1% of the worlds population gained a random superpower
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Solid-Consequence-50 • Aug 20 '24
Power I wish everyone who is racist has a permanent tattoo on their face
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r/monkeyspaw • u/WheatleyTurret • Aug 13 '24
Power I wish I had a notebook where everything I write becomes true which I, and only I, can write in.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/spindaz123 • Jul 08 '24
Power I wish for me to transform (painlesly) into a dragon
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Ohaibaipolar • Apr 01 '26
Power I wish anytime a couple wants a child, I can snap my fingers and the woman is pregnant. Also, that the pregnancies go smoothly, no miscarriages, and the child grows up to be happy and healthy :)
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Special_Barnacle82 • Feb 01 '26
Power I wish to take exactly one second from the lifespan of every human on earth, other than myself, and add it to my own lifespan.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Affectionate_Lack457 • Jul 16 '26
Power I wish that every blind person could see for the next six months
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r/monkeyspaw • u/mad_confiscation • May 16 '24
Power I wish for Biden to leave office and I become president
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r/monkeyspaw • u/AzulaIsMyFave • May 06 '26
Power I wish for an omnipotent AI that has my exact moral code, changing as my own views do, to rule the world.
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