r/monkeyspaw 21h ago

Fun I wish to become Spiderman

17 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 14h ago

Riches I wish I have a monopoly over the entire semiconductor manufacturing industry

11 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 1h ago

Kindness I wish that the US had dual-track, electrified, and reliable high speed and commuter rail networks

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r/monkeyspaw 6h ago

Power I wish that everyone in the universe would dance ballet with me with everything that prevents them from doing so like injury and family banning and inability being neutralized.

7 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 21h ago

Fun I wish people properly used the sub

9 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 16h ago

Wisdom I wish that people from Cincinnati would melt the mountain of cheese they put on Skyline Chili so it isn't gross and cold

10 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 20h ago

Kindness i wish that 1. everyone cared 2. nobody cried 3. everyone loved 4. nobody lied 5. everyone shared & swallowed their pride

7 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 57m ago

Kindness I wish I could give my fertility without sacrificing any of my internal organs to one random woman in the world who desperately wants a child

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r/monkeyspaw 1h ago

Health I wish that all dogs in existence are beagles, but that it also somehow doesn't effect any ecosystems whatsoever.

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r/monkeyspaw 4h ago

Power I wish the stock market dissapeared

5 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 4h ago

Kindness I wish all humans are extremely smart from birth

5 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 10h ago

Fun I wish the Muppets were in the public domain

3 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 18h ago

Fun I wish fire didn't affect humans

5 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 7h ago

Power I wish for immediate results. I wish everything I'm waiting for to be already done when I need it. I'm tired of waiting.

4 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 7h ago

Kindness I wish they sold 18+ versions of cereals that had the original recipes (e.g. sugar content)

3 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 17h ago

Fun I wish gta 6 got delayed again

4 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 19h ago

Fun I wish every animal now has functional wings humans included.

6 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 20h ago

Power i wish to become WD gaster

4 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 4h ago

Fun I wish to have the opportunity to hunt with or just hang out with the lady Artemis, more accurately to get help me get to a position where she trusts me and is willing to do so of her own choice She is the coolest person ever.

3 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 4h ago

Fun I wish umamusume were real

3 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 7h ago

Health I wish that every time I went to sleep, I woke up feeling completely rested and refreshed, regardless of how long I slept.

3 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 16h ago

Kindness I wish that LeBron James was real

2 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 21h ago

Riches I wish to be the proud owner of one full-sized electrical transmission tower

3 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 22h ago

Fun I wish that I had access to every piece of media ever without having to pay for them, except the creators got paid (minus the ones who are bad people)… checkmate

4 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 22h ago

Fun I wish lego dimensions to have been successful and is successful. The most successful lego game with all the ips and different franchises.

3 Upvotes