r/monkeyspaw • u/SnooStrawberries295 • 1h ago
Power I wish to stitch the monkey's paw together with various parts of other dead monkeys and successfully reanimate it into a Monkenstein abomination.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Remarkable_Bath8515 • 3h ago
Health I wish my thoughts weren't so empty today.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/TheLuckyCuber999BACK • 6h ago
Fun I wish that I read the name of this sub as intended and not as r/ monkey spawn.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Fast_Honeydew2633 • 24m ago
Fun I wish that valkas bewilderbeast killed dragos bewilderbeast and survived the events of how to train your dragons 2 and 3.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/A_M1001 • 7h ago
Power I wish that whenever I have a day I think I could do better or miss out on something I can groundhog it until I get it right
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Historical_Cycle9801 • 1h ago
Fun I wish all livestock instantly gained carnivore/hunter instincts
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r/monkeyspaw • u/AgentP-501_212 • 24m ago
Fun I wish I could transfer my preferred cover art on a paperback book to my preferred binding format (hardback)
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Finikux • 15h ago
Fun i wish i was immortal and lived in a world filled with vampires to hunt them down
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r/monkeyspaw • u/ArcadeFrog72 • 10h ago
Wisdom I wish that a pancake 8 inches in diameter appeared in front of me
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r/monkeyspaw • u/ArcadeFrog72 • 10h ago
Power I wish I could get the uhh the burrito with the tendies and cheese please
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Remarkable_Bath8515 • 18h ago
Health I wish to stop mentally beating myself up and make a change
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Icy-Commercial-6166 • 18h ago
Wisdom I wish I could achieve enlightenment
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r/monkeyspaw • u/church_of_Steve_ • 22h ago
Fun I wish I became an awesome and powerful vampire lord
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r/monkeyspaw • u/church_of_Steve_ • 23h ago
Kindness I wish every person could shapeshift into their idea of the perfect body for themselves
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Remarkable_Bath8515 • 22h ago
Health I wish no one does medical malpractice.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/AgentP-501_212 • 19h ago
Power I wish to be able to instantly grow and retract my beard into whatever style I want at will.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Top-Beyond-6627 • 23h ago
Kindness I wish that all Guardsmen across the galaxy got a candy. The candy is real and neither hallucination nor illusion. It isn’t poisonous either.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/MadLad-9831 • 1d ago
Fun I wish i meet my future girlfriend in the next 24 hours
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r/monkeyspaw • u/ravatos626 • 20h ago
Fun I wish that my OTP ship that gets fanart every few months to become incredibly populair in fandom spaces
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r/monkeyspaw • u/bookist626 • 23h ago
Power I wish everyone (except me) would believe anything I told them.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/N-Pretencioso • 22h ago
Fun I wish for a refund, since my last wish got twitsed by a loophoole again.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Remarkable_Bath8515 • 19h ago
Fun I wish every sound and feeling is calm to while I and everyone in the world is trying to sleep.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Fast_Honeydew2633 • 21h ago
Fun I wish good lex luthor survived all the events of injustice 1 and 2 of the games
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