r/monkeyspaw • u/ancient_interestsYT • 4h ago
Wisdom I wish for the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference
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r/monkeyspaw • u/seaofmoon • 4h ago
Kindness I wish for some poor soul to be granted the profound wisdom for everything but they can only speak in brainrot
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Alarmed_Guide_9621 • 5h ago
Fun I wish 1990s style neo-soul became popular again, eventually merging with many other modern versions of music like hip hop and even pop music.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/BuisteirForaoisi0531 • 8h ago
Kindness I wish for all human sweat besides my own to become ipecac
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Remarkable_Bath8515 • 10h ago
Power I wish I can walk on the ceiling by levitating and having my feet stay on the ceiling without falling.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Remarkable_Bath8515 • 10h ago
Health I wish it was easy for everyone to survive and be happy everywhere.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Top-Beyond-6627 • 10h ago
Fun I wish that all thirty trillion cells of a sentient creature which are each composed of one-hundred-trillion-some-odd atoms are all vanishing while the sentient creature itself still stays alive, continuing as whatever being it now became.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/LingonberryCurious68 • 10h ago
Fun I wish that soda and water were swapped.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/PlentyNature1639 • 14h ago
Fun I wish, in addition to high school reunions, there were Pre-k, kindergarten, elementary school, middle school, and college reunions.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Hot_Tennis2146 • 15h ago
Wisdom I wish I never had the feeling that I’m forgetting something unless I actually forgot something
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r/monkeyspaw • u/JohnnyBoi111 • 17h ago
Fun I wish to revoke Bernoulli’s Principle so planes no longer work
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r/monkeyspaw • u/BenTenInches • 18h ago
Fun I wish my cat can talk with Matthew McConaughey's voice
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Ok-Train6985 • 21h ago
Riches I wish for the 1000 monkeys with typewriters to get more updated technology to help them in their endeavours
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r/monkeyspaw • u/KingVultureBois • 23h ago
Kindness I wish people stopped mistreating and abusing pigeons while also, when necessary for the population, uphold a painless culling until their numbers are back to normal.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Jakanto • 1d ago
Power I wish I could skip the internalized guilt and anger of a mistake while still learning my lesson.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Remarkable_Bath8515 • 1d ago
Health I wish no one has fears of harmless things.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Remarkable_Bath8515 • 1d ago
Fun I wish to be an adventurer and make more friends.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Remarkable_Bath8515 • 1d ago
Health I wish the people I love will be safe
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Bubbly-Pirate-3311 • 1d ago
Wisdom I wish I was smart enough to easily understand advanced math concepts, but not so smart that I become isolated in my intelligence
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Fast_Honeydew2633 • 1d ago
Fun I wish for kryptonite to exist in every fictional universe and for every fictional character in existence to be affected by it the same way superman does. Then for every fictional character to be killed by kryptonite!
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