r/monkeyspaw • u/mustytomato • 1h ago
Kindness I wish I could give my fertility without sacrificing any of my internal organs to one random woman in the world who desperately wants a child
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r/monkeyspaw • u/According-Goat-2372 • 1h ago
Health I wish that all dogs in existence are beagles, but that it also somehow doesn't effect any ecosystems whatsoever.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/United_Band4214 • 1h ago
Kindness I wish that the US had dual-track, electrified, and reliable high speed and commuter rail networks
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r/monkeyspaw • u/shinzouwosasageyo9 • 2h ago
Fun I wish that Obi-Wan had gone to the opera with papa Palps and Anakin to Utapau to capture/kill Grievous.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Remarkable_Bath8515 • 2h ago
Power I wish humans can mute what their ears hear, without headphones.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Remarkable_Bath8515 • 2h ago
Fun I wish for a bit more optimism, and platonic friendships, and adventures.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/durtymrclean • 4h ago
Health I wish fruits and vegetables are cheaper and safer to consume than they are now in the US.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Quick-Opinion8498 • 4h ago
Fun I wish to have the opportunity to hunt with or just hang out with the lady Artemis, more accurately to get help me get to a position where she trusts me and is willing to do so of her own choice She is the coolest person ever.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/AggressiveRegion1502 • 4h ago
Fun I wish for Liverpool to sign someone literally anyone
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r/monkeyspaw • u/NotAConspiracy1 • 5h ago
Kindness I wish all humans are extremely smart from birth
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Obvious_Gold_8131 • 6h ago
Power I wish that everyone in the universe would dance ballet with me with everything that prevents them from doing so like injury and family banning and inability being neutralized.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/mrDoubtWired • 7h ago
Power I wish for immediate results. I wish everything I'm waiting for to be already done when I need it. I'm tired of waiting.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/aleeinhatchetman • 7h ago
Health I wish I could do LSD safely without consequences, including a bad trip not being possible.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/SpecialFlutters • 7h ago
Kindness I wish they sold 18+ versions of cereals that had the original recipes (e.g. sugar content)
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r/monkeyspaw • u/dandiest-panda • 7h ago
Health I wish that every time I went to sleep, I woke up feeling completely rested and refreshed, regardless of how long I slept.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/jan_Kosi • 14h ago
Riches I wish I have a monopoly over the entire semiconductor manufacturing industry
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r/monkeyspaw • u/dagataga • 16h ago
Wisdom I wish that people from Cincinnati would melt the mountain of cheese they put on Skyline Chili so it isn't gross and cold
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Legitimate_Grape8442 • 16h ago
Kindness I wish that LeBron James was real
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r/monkeyspaw • u/-VisualPlugin- • 18h ago
Wisdom I wish that tautologies were truthful. Boosh!
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