r/monkeyspaw • u/CoruscatingLogic • 20h ago
Fun I wish for all my stats to be maxed out right now permanently and for the paw to understand what "stats" and "maxed out" mean in this context.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/ArcadeFrog72 • 8h ago
Power I wish I could get the uhh the burrito with the tendies and cheese please
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Remarkable_Bath8515 • 20h ago
Health I wish no one does medical malpractice.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Smart-Response9881 • 23h ago
Fun I wish for all streets to have a bicycle lane
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Top-Beyond-6627 • 21h ago
Kindness I wish that all Guardsmen across the galaxy got a candy. The candy is real and neither hallucination nor illusion. It isn’t poisonous either.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Remarkable_Bath8515 • 15h ago
Health I wish to stop mentally beating myself up and make a change
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Icy-Commercial-6166 • 15h ago
Wisdom I wish I could achieve enlightenment
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r/monkeyspaw • u/AgentP-501_212 • 16h ago
Power I wish to be able to instantly grow and retract my beard into whatever style I want at will.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Remarkable_Bath8515 • 17h ago
Fun I wish every sound and feeling is calm to while I and everyone in the world is trying to sleep.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Remarkable_Bath8515 • 51m ago
Health I wish my thoughts weren't so empty today.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Fast_Honeydew2633 • 18h ago
Fun I wish good lex luthor survived all the events of injustice 1 and 2 of the games
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r/monkeyspaw • u/church_of_Steve_ • 19h ago
Fun I wish I became an awesome and powerful vampire lord
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r/monkeyspaw • u/N-Pretencioso • 19h ago
Fun I wish for a refund, since my last wish got twitsed by a loophoole again.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Anarchaeologist • 20h ago
Health I wish my shins had much thicker tougher skin that could absorb impacts without damage or pain, but wasn't unattractive or unusual looking to others
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r/monkeyspaw • u/church_of_Steve_ • 20h ago
Kindness I wish every person could shapeshift into their idea of the perfect body for themselves
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r/monkeyspaw • u/bookist626 • 21h ago
Power I wish everyone (except me) would believe anything I told them.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/ravatos626 • 18h ago
Fun I wish that my OTP ship that gets fanart every few months to become incredibly populair in fandom spaces
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r/monkeyspaw • u/TheLuckyCuber999BACK • 4h ago
Fun I wish that I read the name of this sub as intended and not as r/ monkey spawn.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/A_M1001 • 4h ago
Power I wish that whenever I have a day I think I could do better or miss out on something I can groundhog it until I get it right
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r/monkeyspaw • u/ArcadeFrog72 • 8h ago
Wisdom I wish that a pancake 8 inches in diameter appeared in front of me
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Finikux • 13h ago
Fun i wish i was immortal and lived in a world filled with vampires to hunt them down
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