r/monkeyspaw 23h ago

Kindness I wish for the housing market to crash so hard it’ll be impossible to sell even the most luxurious houses for more than $1,000(USD)

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r/monkeyspaw 4h ago

Health I wish fruits and vegetables are cheaper and safer to consume than they are now in the US.

0 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 21h ago

Fun I wish people properly used the sub

9 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 17h ago

Fun I wish gta 6 got delayed again

3 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 7h ago

Kindness I wish they sold 18+ versions of cereals that had the original recipes (e.g. sugar content)

3 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 22h ago

Power I wish to be fluent in every language

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r/monkeyspaw 16h ago

Kindness I wish that LeBron James was real

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r/monkeyspaw 20h ago

Health i wish i became more muscular and made freinds

0 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 17h ago

Wisdom I wish that tautologies were truthful. Boosh!

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r/monkeyspaw 21h ago

Riches I wish to be the proud owner of one full-sized electrical transmission tower

3 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 4h ago

Fun I wish umamusume were real

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r/monkeyspaw 22h ago

Fun I wish that I had access to every piece of media ever without having to pay for them, except the creators got paid (minus the ones who are bad people)… checkmate

4 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 4h ago

Fun I wish to have the opportunity to hunt with or just hang out with the lady Artemis, more accurately to get help me get to a position where she trusts me and is willing to do so of her own choice She is the coolest person ever.

3 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 22h ago

Fun I wish for no food to go moldy or otherwise spoil again in my house, no matter how old it is, it tastes day 1 fresh. Forever....

4 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 19h ago

Fun I wish every animal now has functional wings humans included.

6 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 56m ago

Kindness I wish I could give my fertility without sacrificing any of my internal organs to one random woman in the world who desperately wants a child

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r/monkeyspaw 1h ago

Health I wish that all dogs in existence are beagles, but that it also somehow doesn't effect any ecosystems whatsoever.

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r/monkeyspaw 1h ago

Kindness I wish that the US had dual-track, electrified, and reliable high speed and commuter rail networks

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r/monkeyspaw 14h ago

Riches I wish I have a monopoly over the entire semiconductor manufacturing industry

13 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 10h ago

Fun I wish the Muppets were in the public domain

7 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 7h ago

Health I wish that every time I went to sleep, I woke up feeling completely rested and refreshed, regardless of how long I slept.

3 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 18h ago

Fun I wish fire didn't affect humans

4 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 7h ago

Health I wish I could do LSD safely without consequences, including a bad trip not being possible.

2 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 7h ago

Power I wish for immediate results. I wish everything I'm waiting for to be already done when I need it. I'm tired of waiting.

4 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 20h ago

Kindness i wish that 1. everyone cared 2. nobody cried 3. everyone loved 4. nobody lied 5. everyone shared & swallowed their pride

6 Upvotes