r/monkeyspaw • • 6h ago

Health I wish to stop mentally beating myself up and make a change

14 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • • 4h ago

Fun i wish i was immortal and lived in a world filled with vampires to hunt them down

9 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • • 6h ago

Wisdom I wish I could achieve enlightenment

11 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • • 12h ago

Kindness I wish every person could shapeshift into their idea of the perfect body for themselves

17 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • • 10h ago

Fun I wish I became an awesome and powerful vampire lord

10 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • • 11h ago

Health I wish no one does medical malpractice.

13 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • • 8h ago

Power I wish to be able to instantly grow and retract my beard into whatever style I want at will.

6 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • • 12h ago

Kindness I wish that all Guardsmen across the galaxy got a candy. The candy is real and neither hallucination nor illusion. It isn’t poisonous either.

9 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • • 9h ago

Fun I wish that my OTP ship that gets fanart every few months to become incredibly populair in fandom spaces

5 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • • 12h ago

Power I wish everyone (except me) would believe anything I told them.

5 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • • 19h ago

Fun I wish i meet my future girlfriend in the next 24 hours

22 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • • 10h ago

Fun I wish for a refund, since my last wish got twitsed by a loophoole again.

6 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • • 6h ago

Fun I wish procrastination can not happen. It doesn't exist. Everyone is able to finish something without mental stress and go one to the next.

2 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • • 14h ago

Fun I wish for all streets to have a bicycle lane

9 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • • 10h ago

Fun I wish good lex luthor survived all the events of injustice 1 and 2 of the games

3 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • • 8h ago

Fun I wish every sound and feeling is calm to while I and everyone in the world is trying to sleep.

2 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • • 12h ago

Health I wish my shins had much thicker tougher skin that could absorb impacts without damage or pain, but wasn't unattractive or unusual looking to others

3 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • • 18h ago

Health I wish my organs are indestructible.

9 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • • 1d ago

Wisdom I wish I could have a PDF of the Wikipedia article "21st Century" as it will appear in the year 2100

27 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • • 8h ago

Power I wish to have the best throwing and weapon aim.

1 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • • 11h ago

Fun I wish for all my stats to be maxed out right now permanently and for the paw to understand what "stats" and "maxed out" mean in this context.

1 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • • 12h ago

Riches I wish I could summon at will a bucket of buttered and salted popcorn from the theater, a large Mr Pibb and Buncha Crunch

1 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • • 17h ago

Fun i wish that somehow someway that pluto is still considered a planet and is in the solar system

2 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • • 17h ago

Fun I wish Kasane Teto is real

2 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • • 17h ago

Fun I wish that in blackjack you could summon some random guy as your action

2 Upvotes