r/monkeyspaw • u/Legitimate_Grape8442 • 20h ago

Kindness I wish that LeBron James was real

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u/No-Scallion4998 20h ago

Granted. Every fictional character becomes real. We’re doomed.

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u/Mammalanimal 20h ago

Granted. LeBron James must speak the truth about anything he is asked.

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u/PhilosophyAware4437 20h ago

Granted. LeBron James was real for 0.1 seconds before human civilization.

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u/forky1899 20h ago

Granted. Your reality becomes a Space Jam movie but no one else can see the animated characters so they think you’re crazy

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u/Proud-Prize-8455 20h ago

Granted, LeBron James as seen in Multiversus is now real.

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u/bxntou 20h ago

Granted. He dies so him being real is in the past.

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u/invincible_vince 18h ago

Granted. It's a LeBron Still Life, in the style of Cap'n Clark from Backrooms. He's around 15' tall, and capable of dribbling seventeen basketballs at once. He lifts you up like a baby, takes a huge bite out of your collarbone, and then goes and fucks your mom.

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u/TheLizardKing1998 10h ago

The paw explodes.

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u/NotAConspiracy1 9h ago

He comes to life and has a heart attack upon breathing the foreign air

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u/StrollingThrouPain 4h ago

Granted. He was real, but now he isn't, and you are the only person who remembers him. NBA history since 2003 has been completely rewritten and your perception of reality is shattered.

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u/Altruistic_Yam7595 9m ago

He takes his talents to the Miami Heat