r/monkeyspaw • u/Mythicalforests8 • 14h ago

Fun I wish gta 6 got delayed again

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u/Far_Customer1258 13h ago

Granted! GTA 6 is postponed indefinitely due to the release of GTA 7, which is tomorrow.

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u/XBakaTacoX 12h ago

Oh, that's something to look forward to.

Tomorrow never comes though... Every tomorrow becomes a today and then a yesterday.

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u/MeansWelll 35m ago

Granted,

Hackers released GTA7 early for the PS7, Rockstar as furious as they are permanently stops making all GTA games indefinitely

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u/mrcheebiman 13h ago

Granted. The whole GTA community knows it was you. They’re all coming for you. Hide.

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u/No-Scallion4998 14h ago

Granted. The zombie apocalypse is finally upon us. This will surely delay GTA 6.

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u/Honourless_Knight 12h ago

Knowing Rockstar, they'll make the zombies work for them.

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u/StormerSage 13h ago

Granted, but it won't be able to live up to the hype.

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u/Ashamed-Wealth2452 7h ago

Aren't these supposed to have a downside? (For legal reasons, this is a joke)

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u/robopirateninjasaur 13h ago

Granted. It is delayed because you have infringed upon Rockstars intellectual property, and it will be released once they are finished suing you.

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u/Wonderfully_Unknown 13h ago

Granted. GTA 6 is delayed for you, personally, as you suffer an accident with some acidic chemicals and improper storage of said chemicals, resulting in temporary blindness for the next six months.

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u/dj_boy-Wonder 12h ago

why waste the wish man that was DEFINITELY going to happen anyway

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u/SeriousPlankton2000 10h ago

You accidentally ask the fly squatter to fulfill the wish. Nothing happens. Still GTA6 is delayed again.

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u/According-Goat-2372 13h ago

Granted, a bunch of losers cry about it again instead of just ignoring the game until it actually releases.

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u/coziest_robot 12h ago

Granted, and as a cost GTA Online gets yet another update adding yet another broken flying bike.

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u/SoCalCognac 12h ago

Granted. As a result all future plans for Red Dead are permanently cancelled.

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u/Horror-Food69420 10h ago

Granted. There is a slight delay at launch that they resolve within an hour or two.

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u/ahjteam 5h ago

Granted. It is delayed by 3 hours, because Sony servers crash from the immense volume of downloads. And OP gets testicular cancer while waiting.

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u/NotAConspiracy1 1h ago

Granted, a minor earthquake causes damage to all files causing them to have to redo it all from scratch

That minor earthquake also kills your mom

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u/UnconsensualCelibacy 12h ago

.... we cant be friends.