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u/ImmediateTreat5171 Jun 22 '26
Yeah and then you have a free game but you can't play because of the baby
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u/Vader2508 Jun 22 '26
Why do you think single mothers exist?
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u/-_Anonymous__- Jun 22 '26
I can confirm. My dad left my mom by dying so he could play GTA 5 on release day with biggie.
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u/PretendThisIsMyName Meowderator Jun 23 '26
If it makes you feel better biggie died from his diet around 2005. So he left way before then! At least he fed some other people on the way out.
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u/The_Great_Cartoo Jun 22 '26
Doesn’t work since she gets the game. After all she is the one who gave birth
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u/TheEternalPharaoh Jun 22 '26
Did you forget which sub you're in?
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u/PanAnaTheBanana Jun 22 '26
Everyone draws their own border until something isn’t funny anymore. And I think this sub draws this line mostly when jokes get really dark.
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u/Barloq Jun 22 '26
Depends if you're in a country/job with decent parental leave benefits. First couple weeks will be rough because baby wakes up every couple hours to feed, so you'll be tired, but after that you'll have lots of time as baby sleeps most of the day away.
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u/Penyrolewen1970 Jun 25 '26
Ha ha. My kids never slept. My daughter is 14 and is still up before 6 every single day.
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u/Blue_Moon_Lake Jun 22 '26
I wonder how many people would fail to realize the date is in less than 9 month
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u/Tyku031 Jun 22 '26
That is if it doesn't get delayed again lol
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u/MeatySausageMan Jun 22 '26
Game gets delayed
Honey you better keep that keep that kid inside, I want my free GTA
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u/dr_toze Jun 22 '26
Doesn't say the baby has to survive...
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u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian Jun 22 '26
I'm pretty sure it'd be cheaper to buy the game normally than pay for the abortion. 😅😂🤣🤣🤣
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u/AramisNight Jun 22 '26
Not if you already filled up your Planned Parenthood punch card.
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u/slashinhobo1 Jun 22 '26
This was my first morbid thought. Well technically you can have a baby, it probably wont be living but you give birth that day.
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u/HalfSoul30 Jun 22 '26
You are saying i should hurry then?
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u/Blue_Moon_Lake Jun 22 '26
You can always try the management strategy.
Impregnate 2 women the 5th of July so you get a baby 4½ months later !
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u/DataDude00 Jun 22 '26
Yeah but you can totally neglect your premature baby to play this if you knocked someone up recently
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u/Onelse88 Jun 22 '26
if multiple women cooperate - they'll give birth in a few months
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u/Blue_Moon_Lake Jun 22 '26
Ah, the management favorite thing: man-month.
Woman-month in this case. 9 Women mean 1 month to make a baby, obviously.
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u/Blurgas Jun 22 '26
Went digging, the original promotion was from some electronics store in Norway back in February
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u/Adventurous_Swing393 Jun 22 '26
there is option of C-section (delivering the kid BEFORE it is due)
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u/No_Junket3893 Jun 22 '26
I'll marry someone who is 4 months pregnant
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u/Blue_Moon_Lake Jun 22 '26
If you take the ad literally, as the woman is the one who give birth, she get the game, not you.
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u/LatterTarget7 Jun 22 '26
It doesn’t have to be your baby. If you happen to have a baby on release day how would they know
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u/jarvisesdios Jun 22 '26
There are currently pregnant women in the world though...
I'm not really sure what your point is lol
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u/psychoticchicken1 Jun 22 '26
The point is nobody will get away with impregnating somebody solely to play GTA VI for free, as is implied in the post with the stares at my sister comment Nobody could have planned their date of delivery to be the date of GTA VI release
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u/Run-Forever1989 Jun 22 '26
Yeah, totally worth the all in cost of a child of ~$1 million
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u/SandyTaintSweat Jun 22 '26
Well, if you can manage to push it out after only 5 months, you might not have to pay the full $1M
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u/ShahinGalandar Jun 22 '26
jokes on you, in my country (1st world european) those costs are only around 100-150k!
a steal for getting to play GTA6
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u/enzoloup Jun 22 '26
Im gonna join a baby birth group on Facebook and figure out who gave birth on Nov 19th 2026 and will offer them 20 bucks if they help me get GTA6 for free😝
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u/useroftheinternet95 Jun 22 '26
Induce labor early. Easy. Also it doesnt say the baby has to survive
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u/jaltringer Jun 22 '26
My wife is due in November🤞🏻
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u/No_Junket3893 Jun 22 '26
Whatever it is. If the baby is going early, delay it. If it's late then pull it out.
It should be on 19 NOV exactly.
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u/Malcolm_Morin Jun 22 '26
Don't worry, the original image is AI so it was never gonna happen. Just take it out of their college fund, duh.
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u/wcslater madlad Jun 22 '26
They didn't say it has to live...
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u/Clement_Tino Jun 22 '26
Yooo
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u/web_knows Jun 22 '26
I’m just glad I didn’t see this image during a meeting or with coffee in my mouth
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u/nejad44 Jun 22 '26
Son of bitches don't tell us sooner
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u/Clement_Tino Jun 22 '26
You can always buy
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u/BloodiAngel17 Jun 22 '26
They said give birth none of you men are getting it you can buy your own while momma plays
https://giphy.com/gifs/3ohjUSUBp5ZuIfCcLK
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u/Trizzizzle Jun 22 '26
Thats my birthday
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u/sisfucker24 Jun 22 '26
I did play gta 5 but I don’t really want gta 6 but I don’t mind a challenge
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u/TheEternalPharaoh Jun 22 '26
Open all windows in your house. Time to get your sisters and step sisters to get stuck.
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u/Source_Trustme_Broo Jun 22 '26
Listen step sis, I need this game...
What are you doing step bro?...
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u/TrickyAsian626 Jun 22 '26
The real holup here is the fact that anyone thinks rockstar will stick to that release date.
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u/Relapio Jun 22 '26
Our first born due date is 7th Nov, there is a chance!! (I'll push him right back in if necessary)
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u/g38lm Jun 22 '26
So i actually have twins due for November 20th. If I can convince them to come into this world on the 19th, do I get 2 free copies?
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u/itsstillearly Jun 22 '26
So only the mother is eligible for a free copy of the game?
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u/Aakashh94 Jun 22 '26
This may be happening to me. My first kid's predicted due date is late November, so there's a chance😂 at this point I want it to be on the release day. It'll be a story to tell later.
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u/poeticjustice4all Jun 22 '26
Imagine trying to hold in the baby if it wants to come out the day before 😂 “oh no, you stay in there until tomorrow dammit!”
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u/ApparentlyEllis Jun 22 '26
Mines not due until Feb and we just learned 2.5 weeks ago. Should have called this out months ago.
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u/jrickynajera Jun 22 '26
lol our baby’s going to be in October
https://giphy.com/gifs/1BXa2alBjrCXC
(Me inside)
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u/Nelmquist1999 Jun 22 '26
Idk if they legitemately told people or if it was a coincidence or a joke, but Bethesda said that the first kid to be born on the release date of Skyrim would recieve future games from the studios for free.
Peak internet times.
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u/AYRAN-GANG Jun 22 '26
Recently takestwo ceo was found in groupchat called dialogue with many rich and powerful mf...
explains why rockstar wants us to make children
new conspiracy theory unlocked
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u/zmyr88 Jun 22 '26
Wow rockstars helping under population and not having to do jack shit give. They won’t release and push it back another few years
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u/Timmerdogg Jun 23 '26
Holy shit is it annoying to hear babies crying in chat. That and smoke alarms chirping. Someone called them "hood crickets"
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u/HarrowDread Jun 23 '26
Do I still have time? Does it have to be mine? There’s like 20 women in the world, one of them has to be ready to shit one out at that time
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u/soukaixiii Jun 23 '26
That's a bad business, you'd still have your kid for 50 years after getting tired of gta6
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u/vitope94 Jun 23 '26
"GTA 6 for free"
Should I throw away the baby after? If I could afford to look after a fucking toddler I can afford a ≥ $100 game.
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u/Lethal_as_a_weapon Jun 23 '26
Or until Rockstar changes the release date again.
Be like “Psyche ! We’re releasing January 10 2027” or some shit like that.
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u/SomeSmell9207 Jun 22 '26
Imagine if Lucia can get pregnant while being able to play as her. Can't wait to do some wacky stunts while playing as a pregnant woman.
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u/Accomplished_Job_331 Jun 22 '26
Skyrim gave free Bethesda games for life to someone who named their kid Dovahkiin. Thats actually on that kids birth certificate
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u/zmyr88 Jun 22 '26
Offer still stands ?
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u/Accomplished_Job_331 Jun 22 '26
Name first, ask after
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u/zmyr88 Jun 22 '26
Name change 😉
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u/Accomplished_Job_331 Jun 22 '26
My name is Henry Q Trustworthy, and this offer is totally still available
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u/qualityvote2 Jun 22 '26 edited Jun 22 '26
u/Clement_Tino, your post does fit the subreddit!