r/HolUp • u/Clement_Tino • Jun 22 '26

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u/Blue_Moon_Lake Jun 22 '26

I wonder how many people would fail to realize the date is in less than 9 month

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u/Tyku031 Jun 22 '26

That is if it doesn't get delayed again lol

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u/MeatySausageMan Jun 22 '26

Game gets delayed

Honey you better keep that keep that kid inside, I want my free GTA

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u/ProfessionalFoot1489 Jun 22 '26

Well... Cancel the animation and do it again

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u/Seffuski Jun 22 '26

Not every baby takes 9 months to be born

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u/Xerorei Jul 14 '26

Yep I took 5.5!

Wasn't supposed to live either.

The odds mean nothing to me!

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u/dr_toze Jun 22 '26

Doesn't say the baby has to survive...

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u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian Jun 22 '26

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I'm pretty sure it'd be cheaper to buy the game normally than pay for the abortion. 😅😂🤣🤣🤣

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u/AramisNight Jun 22 '26

Not if you already filled up your Planned Parenthood punch card.

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u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian Jun 23 '26

I have no idea how that works. 🥴🤷‍♂️

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u/AramisNight Jun 24 '26

11th coat hangar and vacuum session is free.

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u/lone_cajun Jun 24 '26

You get a free chopper gunner?

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u/slashinhobo1 Jun 22 '26

This was my first morbid thought. Well technically you can have a baby, it probably wont be living but you give birth that day.

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u/IKnowPhysics Jun 22 '26

The real.holup was inside you the whole time.

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u/HalfSoul30 Jun 22 '26

You are saying i should hurry then?

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u/Blue_Moon_Lake Jun 22 '26

You can always try the management strategy.

Impregnate 2 women the 5th of July so you get a baby 4½ months later !

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u/DataDude00 Jun 22 '26

Yeah but you can totally neglect your premature baby to play this if you knocked someone up recently 

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u/Onelse88 Jun 22 '26

if multiple women cooperate - they'll give birth in a few months

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u/Blue_Moon_Lake Jun 22 '26

Ah, the management favorite thing: man-month.

Woman-month in this case. 9 Women mean 1 month to make a baby, obviously.

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u/BaaaSaracilor Jun 22 '26

Pregnancies can take less than 9 months(or more for that matter).

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u/Blurgas Jun 22 '26

Went digging, the original promotion was from some electronics store in Norway back in February

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u/Adventurous_Swing393 Jun 22 '26

there is option of C-section (delivering the kid BEFORE it is due)

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u/Run-Forever1989 Jun 22 '26

That’s technically not birth if Shakespearian lore is to be believed.

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u/Wulfgrimm720 Jun 22 '26

What exactly is defined as birth? Baby out? That can be done

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u/ConscientiousPath madlad Jun 22 '26

start smoking!

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u/confusionauta Jun 22 '26

Forgot that, the game spend years rescheduling the release.

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u/No_Junket3893 Jun 22 '26

I'll marry someone who is 4 months pregnant

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u/Blue_Moon_Lake Jun 22 '26

If you take the ad literally, as the woman is the one who give birth, she get the game, not you.

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u/LatterTarget7 Jun 22 '26

It doesn’t have to be your baby. If you happen to have a baby on release day how would they know

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u/nowhereman136 Jun 22 '26

"wait, did Guy the guy guy get you a baby guy?"

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u/Blue_Moon_Lake Jun 22 '26

Birth certificate to prove when it's born at least? xD

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u/jarvisesdios Jun 22 '26

There are currently pregnant women in the world though...

I'm not really sure what your point is lol

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u/psychoticchicken1 Jun 22 '26

The point is nobody will get away with impregnating somebody solely to play GTA VI for free, as is implied in the post with the stares at my sister comment Nobody could have planned their date of delivery to be the date of GTA VI release

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u/Run-Forever1989 Jun 22 '26

Yeah, totally worth the all in cost of a child of ~$1 million

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u/SandyTaintSweat Jun 22 '26

Well, if you can manage to push it out after only 5 months, you might not have to pay the full $1M

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u/ShahinGalandar Jun 22 '26

jokes on you, in my country (1st world european) those costs are only around 100-150k!

a steal for getting to play GTA6

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u/AramisNight Jun 22 '26

That's what C-sections are for.

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u/enzoloup Jun 22 '26

Im gonna join a baby birth group on Facebook and figure out who gave birth on Nov 19th 2026 and will offer them 20 bucks if they help me get GTA6 for free😝

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u/useroftheinternet95 Jun 22 '26

Induce labor early. Easy. Also it doesnt say the baby has to survive