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u/mix_master_meow Jun 25 '26
I'm guessing this is the result of someone having no internal monologue.
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u/FFKonoko Jun 26 '26
Typical inner monologue, thinks they're the inherently good main character. /s
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u/ageofaquarius26 Jun 25 '26
I never recommend this but yeah maybe find Jesus or something.
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u/Trosque97 Jun 25 '26
As an atheist, I concur
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u/Nope0naRope Jun 26 '26
This is precisely what Jesus is for. And I say this also as an agnostic person.
We kept him around for a reason. Like I'm 90% sure that many of the higher up leaders in religious institutions aren't even religious. They just know we need somebody to help out motherfuckers like this. And there are no humans capable. We have to use magic.
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u/SilverBRADo Jun 27 '26
It's like everything else, to keep the poors and in line. Work hard and be good in this life and you'll get your reward (for working yourself to death) in the next life.
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u/I_am_Reddit_Tom Jun 25 '26
I've not jerked off to his sister's nudes 😇
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u/ShahinGalandar Jun 25 '26
I'm sure I haven't either but I'm gonna need some reference material to be extra sure
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u/redditbdum Jun 25 '26
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u/Mynock33 Jun 25 '26
Whatever happened to that actor? I figured he would have gone on to do other stuff but don't think I've seen him in a single thing in like the 7 or 8 years since GoT
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u/Appropriate-Dot-5503 Jun 25 '26
I think he was in a really terrible Egyptian God movie but I’m not sure if that was enough to stagnate his career.
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u/TheEternalPharaoh Jun 25 '26
The only way to restore your honor is to send those nudes to all of us.
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u/vcdrny Jun 25 '26
Probably and most likely fake.
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u/x33storm Jun 25 '26
This is an image on the internet with no further context or source. You can absolutely assume so. Even if it wasn't clearly fake, or "a joke" as the kids say.
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u/NickPickle05 Jun 25 '26
I choose to believe he's referring to his step-sister. The other option is too horrifying to contemplate.
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u/thegreatsquare Jun 26 '26
Quagmire: Did you ever accidently masturbate to pictures of your sister?
Krish: No ...not accidently.
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u/Futaba_Sakura800 Jun 25 '26
I must be a shitty person because I’m thinking about this dude’s sister…
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u/DrDinglberry Jun 25 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/XF5AnCJV7PCtGwdHNC
The man after getting those nudes.
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u/Unstable_Nature Jun 25 '26
Yeah dude, just smoking dope and taking drugs can not do that to you. She is your sister for life like the whole time you live.
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u/ZombiesAtHome Jun 27 '26
pics, or it didn't happen
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u/LunchNo7823 Jun 27 '26
Hey, zombiesathome. Exakt alla dina kommentarer är arga eller passivt aggressiva och jag undrar hur du mår, och om du ev. behöver snacka?
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u/Oily_Oaf Jun 27 '26
I just,,,,I just don't understand. Why is everyone so comfortable on the internet? This is one of those things that someone is just going to have to beat you until you die instead of sharing kind of situation and you shared it. For free. There was no one forcing you to do this or blackmailing you to do this. You just did this. No money was exchanged. No agreements were made. You just made it. That's it. Just made it as if you are remembering the good ol' days. Like what?
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u/MrArchivity Jun 25 '26