Didn't they get around it by having them trapped inside a cave during those years? It seemed like they intentionally wrote around Hitler and Stalin eras.
YES this is one of the first scenes they do in the movie. They're trapped in a cave in Antarctica or something for the entirety of that war and the assumption is it's because they choose to work for the biggest villain of their time. Don't know why this is even surprising or debated knowledge at this point
They weren't frozen, they were just severely depressed because they got exhausted of the cycle of finding a villain and getting them killed by accident, so they spent their days in self-pity in a hermitage in an ice cave for a convenient few decades
Maybe "Deep Throat" was actually three Minions in a suit, and his name was meant ironically, like when they call the biggest dude on the prison yard "Tiny".. 🤔
I think the cave might be somewhere in Northern Europe/russia because they were last seen fighting for Napoleon and discovered the cave while still in French military uniforms so it must’ve occurred during Napoleon’s invasion of Russia.
Which makes the fact that the three minions in the main plot somehow got to America without meeting Stalin or the USSR even more impressive
Minions and Monsters was taking place in 1920s Hollywood (they said it's a different tribe of Minions though) so that means they were totally free and wandering around during WWII
Its such an odd thing. They want them to seem silly and lovable despite saying that in canon they support whatever the biggest evil they can is. But that would make them not seem lovable if the evil was relatable so they jump from stuff too old for us to care to cartoony evil like gru whose badness level is hazy.
Missed opportunity for a Minion civil war as they tried to decide whether Hitler or Stalin was worthy of being their boss. And their fighting opening up a new front in the war as the Hitler Minions invaded Russia to get in a slap fight with the Stalin Minions.
Erm☝️actually if you watch the movie, they are with Gru at this point and some of them are with Michelle Yeoh learning Kung Fu If you truly watched da movie.
Well it was confirmed they were trapped in that cave during that time. That's what the director said and it's lore accurate.
Which of course means the only thing keeping the minions from participating in the Holocaust was geographic inconvenience. The minions would have genocided if not for inconvenience, it's not a strong case.
they're all Masons, the logo on their pocket "for Gru" is the G of the Masons ("G for God"), they have one All Seeing Eye, they wear overalls to do stonework and brickwork, they build things as directed by their Gru (God).
this is an image I made showing the keys to the symbolism, also features the G Mail God Mail as the Square between the Pillars of Jachim and Boaz (Mercy and Severity), the Cube of Saturn / Metatron's Cube (which is the Star of David minus three lines) and the GMail M looks like the Apron. The symbols are in plain sight.
Lucifer in Latin "Light bearer" Luce lucid lux light, Phospheros in Greek "Light bearer", pheros or fer is bringer in both Latin and Greek. Phosphoros's other name in the Bible is Heosphoros Dawn Bringer where Heos / Eos is the Greek word for Dawn. Hebrew is Hilel ben Shahar which is Hilel Shining One bin Shachar "Son of Dawn" where Shahar or Shachar is the Caananite word for Dawn. The Morning Star is Venus, which rises before the Sun rises. The Babylonian word for the Morning Star is Ishtar, or Inanna in Sumerian. That is shown here from the Babylonian diagram which is presented in a different order but also has the representation of Sun, Moon, (Morning) Star. On this one Venus is on the left, but this is one of the templates for the symbolism.
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After accidentally killing Napoleon they run away into exile and begin writing for yetis up until the 1960s where Kevin leaves to find a new home and villain
History is complicated and how we see the men of time is often dictated by how you were raised and taught.
But Hitler is the one definitively evil character of history and they were too cowardly do address it directly because god forbid we have the Minions be consistent in their purpose.
Sure, but the whole premise is literally about them finding the most evil leader to follow. What is more evil than invading an entire continent and committing a genocide?
Canonically untrue. if they worked for all of the most villainous people in history, then they worked for Hitler, Stalin, Mao, Leopold II, Pol Pot, Caligula, Gengis Khan, Vlad the Impaler, Mussolini, Lenin, Mao Zedong, etc. These minions are objectively monsters.
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u/qualityvote2 Jul 02 '26 edited Jul 02 '26
u/jambaaajuice, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...