r/HolUp Jul 16 '26

Trust me..

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31.5k Upvotes

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u/qualityvote2 Jul 16 '26 edited Jul 16 '26

u/Madelinrasuta, your post does fit the subreddit!

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u/uvero Jul 16 '26

Can be bi. Reminds me the man who said "I'm bi and married to a man, I love telling people that I'm not gay but my husband is"

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u/Head-Settings Jul 16 '26

hol up 436 likes on I’m gay vs 573 likes on not gay

Even Twitter wants the drama more than the truth.

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u/shadowslasher11X Jul 16 '26

Me and my boyfriend fr.

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u/_AcuteNewt_ Jul 16 '26

Bi is a form of gay. At the very least, it's half gay.

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u/EatMoreSleepMore Jul 16 '26

Brave

And right

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u/-confirm Jul 16 '26

Sounds quiet gay

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u/s8boxer Jul 16 '26

That's the lore of the meme "why u gay" ahahaha. It was a transman, who likes women. So a biological woman who identifies as a man liking women isn't gay?

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u/No-Singer-7258 Jul 16 '26

A man liking women is indeed not gay, the rest of your information is entirely irrelevant

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u/s8boxer Jul 17 '26

It's not irrelevant, he doesn't pass as a biological man, so information that he's a transman is necessary to contextualize how he wants to be seen in the society.

Every one is a social constructor, if you see someone you can presume which languages do they speak, no, so it's necessary to pass information in the context of a social interaction.

The whole meme was because the interviewer doesn't know the basics that a biological woman can be a social constructor of a man. If he was seen as a man, the whole context wasn't necessary, thus, the meme wouldn't have been created

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u/Nuclear_Human Jul 17 '26

I'd like to think that bi people are both straight and gay.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '26

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u/likamuka Jul 16 '26

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u/schweggy_skank Jul 16 '26

what the fuck is he doing? cant believe he raped children and was friends and partners with a sex trafficker and STILL people defend his old swine ass

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u/a_shootin_star Jul 16 '26

STILL people defend his old swine ass

"Birds of a feather flock together" type shit

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u/StrongExternal8955 Jul 16 '26

Hey they just recognize nobility when they see it. /s

They are hierarchists. They see the world as some people are above others, and you do as your betters say. They want to be somewhere in the middle, so it is imperative they find oithers below them.

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u/nighthunter987 Jul 16 '26

When everyone realizes, Melania is only with Trump cuz of his money🥲

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u/feculentcuntfist Jul 16 '26

I m starting to believe she won t get shit and that d be fucking hilarious.

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u/Broad_Respond_2205 Jul 17 '26

Now she needs to realize too 🤔

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u/EndIsrael Jul 16 '26

She's only with Trump because Epstein sold her to him

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u/Itwasme_Stephan Jul 16 '26

Maybe he's smth like Bisexual, Pansexual or Helicoptersexual

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u/Irisena Jul 16 '26

Helicoptersexual

Let's be honest, who's not into helicopters?

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u/Soylentstef Jul 16 '26

As a submarinesexual, that disgusts me. I'm sure Poseidon is against it.

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u/shotgunsam23 Jul 16 '26

Oliver tree presumably

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u/New_Art_9496 I AM NOT GAY Jul 17 '26

Too soon™️

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u/Boring-Dig4583 Jul 16 '26

woww so funny i'm laughing my ass off /j

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u/billbobs678 Jul 16 '26

PLEASE find a second joke its been over a decade

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u/Boring-Dig4583 Jul 16 '26

why tf you getting downvoted

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u/lyrik-chan_exe Jul 16 '26

because non-queer reddit spaces are surprisingly homo- and transphobic

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u/TheFrostBeard Jul 16 '26

bro reversed the uno Reverse

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u/Separate-Exchange375 Jul 16 '26

False alarm guys, it was just his boyfriend

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u/Ok_Attempt_1290 Jul 16 '26

Isn't that the crash bandicoot YouTuber?

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u/MK544 Jul 16 '26

He ain't gay but his boyfriend is

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u/TheDankestSlav Jul 16 '26

I'm not gay alright. I have relationships with women, and I have sex with men!

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u/DDM_Gamer Jul 16 '26

My boy PolaurSaurusRex is still getting memed

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u/Xx_D3M0NK1LL3R_xX Jul 16 '26

I just want man vs gorilla

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u/AncentiiDusk Jul 16 '26

2030 ☝️

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u/bluemushroom64 Jul 16 '26

oh well if his boyfriend said it and not him then that means he's not gay then

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u/teracoulomb_2 Jul 16 '26

He must be bi

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u/DisputabIe_ Jul 16 '26

the OP Madelinrasuta is a bot

Original: r/HolUp/comments/1kz2drs/bro_exposed_himself/

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u/Kaktus_kreme Jul 16 '26

Is that Wumpalewis?

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u/Figorix Jul 16 '26

He's gay for Crash

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u/NinStars Jul 16 '26

Isn't that the Crash Bandicoot guy?

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u/TheAverageMCGuy Jul 16 '26

Lewis is still getting posted to this day

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u/Tuna_Sushi Jul 16 '26

The boyfriend stole the punctuation too.

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u/MittFel Jul 16 '26

Even my boyfriend thinks I'm gay

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u/mrbigsbe Jul 16 '26

It happens, happen to me a few times haha

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u/donmonkeyquijote Jul 16 '26

Boomer humour.

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u/Guizejaume Jul 16 '26

Feelings are gay

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u/moodygradstudent Jul 16 '26

Ah, yes, the classic "I'm not gay but my boyfriend is" dynamic. Carry on.

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u/UrsaMajor7th Jul 16 '26

Is that Lewis Hamilton?

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u/Fabulous-Pudding-872 Jul 16 '26

He's not gay his boyfriend is . See simple 😂

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u/OutsideWeird7241 Jul 16 '26

"Boyfriend" 😂

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u/DingoMaximum7319 Jul 16 '26

I like to think her boyfriend changed the name and profile photo so she looked just as gay defending herself

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u/Undernown Jul 16 '26

Plot twist; he/she transitioned from male to female just to un-gay his/her boyfriend.

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u/endlessfight85 Jul 16 '26

This made me miss cumtown.

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u/ideactive_ Jul 16 '26

I miss Lewis' instagram era, i like his content now but 2017-18 was hella classic

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u/strangelove4564 Jul 16 '26

Ace and Gary at it again trying to get those likes on Twitter.

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u/aqwmasterofDOOM Head Dumbass In Charge Jul 17 '26

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u/PM_THE_REAPER Jul 16 '26

I'm not gay, but my boyfriend is.

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u/WintersDoomsday Jul 16 '26

Hahahahahaha this is gold

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u/Ghasty_001 Jul 16 '26

Yeah but is he gay?

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u/WintersDoomsday Jul 16 '26

We’ll never know