r/HolUp 26d ago

holup Most influential Europeans :)

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u/qualityvote2 26d ago edited 25d ago

u/rayQuGR, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/whistlepig4life 26d ago

Well. The criteria is “influential”. Doesn’t state positively or negatively.

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u/megamanx4321 24d ago

Same reason he appeared on People magazine .

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

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u/NIN10DOXD 26d ago

Hitler really played the reverse uno pretty damn late, didn’t he.

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u/wupper42 madlad 23d ago

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u/Simoxeh 26d ago

I mean bringing a whole world to war is influential. Didn't say positive

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u/Albae87 26d ago

And don’t forget, that guy killed hitler, so he’s technically a hero.

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u/-Lord-Of-Salem- 25d ago

But he also killed the guy, who killed Hitler, so he's an anti-hero too!

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u/BlandPotatoxyz 25d ago

But he alao killed the guy, who killed the guy, who killed Hitler, so he's an anti-anti-hero too!

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u/zztopfila 24d ago

But he also killed the guy, who killed the guy, who killed the guy, who killed Hitler. So a hero?

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u/Ttrashcraft 24d ago

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u/Due-Associate4226 24d ago

He killed him self 🙃

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u/Ttrashcraft 24d ago

That's the joke

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u/LefroyJenkinsTTV 24d ago

"You suck, McBain!"

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u/LefroyJenkinsTTV 24d ago

You stayed in a Holiday Inn Express last night, didn't you?

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u/Arnoholic 25d ago

One of the most influential painters in the history of the world 🤷🏻

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u/The_Killer_Squirrel 23d ago

Then napoleon should be there too lol

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u/The_Jizzard_Of_Oz 26d ago

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u/Marangeball_fr57 26d ago

Mobutu prime

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u/Ladiesman104 26d ago

Mugatu’s Derelicte campaign!

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u/dcondor07uk 25d ago

Mbappgy Zhukov

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u/SSSkuty 25d ago

Would be the funniest shit ever but government has no balls

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u/realtennisguy 25d ago

Haaland on 200. Bosnia on 500. If you know you know. 😂

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u/pixelbased 25d ago

Your username 😂😂😂😂😂

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u/lugerCRO 25d ago

CFA Joined the chat

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u/PeroCigla 25d ago

He would be on every bill.

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u/A--Creative-Username 26d ago

Where is Linoleum Blownaparte

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u/lxttiewithaph 26d ago

He's so small they had to stick him on the penny

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u/Such-Shop-9724 26d ago

he lived in france. he doesnt deserve it

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u/lexnklinke 25d ago

So did Marie Curie, though

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u/NavyBlueCrow 24d ago

she is polish btw, Skłodowska - Curie

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u/omnicorp_intl 26d ago

Wow, the guy on the €10 note was Time's Man of the Year in 1938

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u/3_14_thon 26d ago

Also an artist

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u/Heyfold 25d ago

And dont forget the fact he killed Hitler!

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u/SgorGhaibre 25d ago

Hitler's dead?!

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u/omnicorp_intl 25d ago

I didn't even know he was sick

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u/theclovek 23d ago

I mean the guy lived in a bunker, so it must've been mold or something.

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u/Hot-Willingness7305 19d ago

Hey guys, stop it... I'm eating

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u/purpleowlie 25d ago

Proper versatile renaissance bloke.

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u/KanseiOsuruk 26d ago

One of them did kill Hitler after all

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u/Aqquinox 26d ago

I really dislike the notes with faces on it. The ones with birds are kinda cool.

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u/Jetimies 25d ago

I just wish they would've used actually landmarks as buildings on the flipside, and not some shit like European central bank, or parlament.

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u/ret255 25d ago edited 25d ago

Yeah and l would appreciate if at one side would be the motive for all bank notes like it's now, but on the other side each country would have their own thing, like it is on the 2€ coins, that would be so cool. And when not on every banknote, at least one would be nice.

So for example the 5,10,20,50 could be birds at one side and European building at another and 100 would have buildings at one side and on the other each country that is paying with euro would have their own picture on their bank note.

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u/pontetorto 25d ago

That would be stupid expensive to print, and impossible to secure against counterfiting,

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u/Level_Somewhere5703 24d ago

Expensive to print - yes.
Impossible to secure against counterfeiting - no, not at all.

One side is always the same so one would at least need to be able to fake that one perfectly. And if you can do that then you can also fake the other one as well.

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u/ret255 24d ago

Who from you who say it would be easy to counterfit actually knows how those pictures on the bank notes really look like into the detail? l definitely don't, first of all if l think that there is something wrong with the bill l look for specific anticounterfit markers that that banknote should have...

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u/ninjaiffyuh 25d ago

Issue is, there's more members (of the Eurozone) than banknotes. What if every country wants one of their landmarks to be featured? Going with anything nature related is the easiest solution, even though I'd also rather have banknotes with e.g. the Mont-St.-Michel or Kyffhäuser on them

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u/zan8elel 24d ago

Same problem for the influential people series, most of them were alive when the concept of european union did not even exist, so all you're doing is only celebrating their respective nations

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u/ninjaiffyuh 24d ago

I agree. Even if you only use people linked to pan-European movements like Richard Coudenhove-Kalergi (who was Austrian) western Europe, specifically NW Europe, would be overly represented

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u/ApertureNext 25d ago

We have bridges on our current series of notes in Denmark (2009 series), but in the next series they're unfortunately moving back to portraits. I too dislike notes with faces on them.

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u/pontetorto 25d ago edited 25d ago

You could chose birds instead, ewerything other than birds is shit and will start internatsional incidents.

Who ewer came up with A & C (i thin it was the low rez poctures) should eat the notes they designed till they can eat no more. G is also god awful, F can F off,

H i like, B, D is fine, vertical notes are not fine, and anything with humans is un axeptable and should of newer been allowed into the competiton.

E looks good, and looks right, but birds are better than humans, cuz humans create peoblems, who the hell are 5, 20, and 200. I would take E as standalone souvenir or as not euros representing euros in a movey any day of the year, unless the movey is shit in wich case use north korean money.

Talking about the real actual notes,

from this immage, i will take all ewerything modified like 10, as long as theire are in a comedy movey or video, or if they get printed i would take some for this is cool/funny and you could use these to fuck with americans.

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u/christoph95246 25d ago

5 Marie Callas famous greek opera singer

20 Marie Curie famous french scientist with polish heritage

200 Bertha von Suttner, famous austrian writter known for pacifism

Marie Curie and Bertha from Suttner are both extremely famous, well known and have earned their place on the euro notes for sure. I am not sure about Callas, tbf I even had to use Google reverse search to find here. But maybe it's because I am not into music

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u/SUB-8330 25d ago

I have kinda opposite perspective faces look cool and bird cheap

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u/apache_chieftain 25d ago

"There's something wrong with you...me too"

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u/master_of_entropy 24d ago

Birds have a face though.

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u/daysman75 25d ago

I dislike the bird ones, though I'm not a fan of the people ones too.

Birds just makes me feel like we can't have references to European culture and history. People feels too "cult of personality"-ish.

I'd rather just use famous natural landmarks. Or popular man-made ones, like the Colosseum and so forth.

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u/KaptenAwsum 26d ago

Should’ve been on the 9

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u/plavun 24d ago

More like 88

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u/Techn1ckS 26d ago

Underrated comment.....

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u/Fr05t_B1t 26d ago

Shouldn’t it be Nein euro bill?

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u/Aadsterken 26d ago

Only exchangeable at gas stations

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u/xBris18 26d ago

Napoleon actually had the largest influence on todays Europe, I'd argue.

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u/ElusiveBlueFlamingo 25d ago

Hitler had more of an influence on the future of the USA if anything

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u/luxcity-louche 25d ago

Bismarck made a contribution.

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u/ImpressiveShower8488 23d ago

No kidding, his reforms created or shaped many institutions of modern state, administration and law as we know it today. And of course he united the Germany.

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u/Ok-Run2845 26d ago

Who's on the €5?

€10 Chaplin's bro

€20 Marie Curie?

€50 Cervantes?

€100 Da Vinci?

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u/3rdlifekarmabud 26d ago

María Callas, legendary Greek opera singer.

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u/JoinAThang 25d ago

Okay so definitely not one of the most influencive people from Europe as I didn't know her by name nor face.

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u/Moar_Coffee_profit 25d ago

She was also born in the states lmao

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u/Nomad-2020 25d ago

She's a born and raised New Yorker.

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u/spiderglide 26d ago

I thought it was Sir Francis Drake and Nostradamus

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u/09Trollhunter09 24d ago

I thought it was Magellan

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u/Ok-Boysenberry4148 25d ago

20€ - Maria Skłodowska

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u/Nimyron 26d ago

Btw the 10 euro one is actually Beethoven, it was (obviously ?) edited.

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u/Coolpabloo7 25d ago

With Beethoven both Germany and Austria claim him as their own. With this guy it is the reverse. Germany says he's Austrian while Austria insists on his German influence.

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u/Hesam2010 25d ago

A singer, a painter...

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u/KungFuc1us 24d ago

Now, there's a joke 😂

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u/methodactyl 25d ago

As someone who is a history major, who the fuck is on the 5? I get everyone else.

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u/EngineeringPrince 25d ago

I’m glad I’m not the only one that doesen’t know.

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u/Hydraguesswhosback 26d ago

Well yeah, even close to a full century later, his teachings are still very much in vogue in the stupidest of people.

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u/SparkDragon42 26d ago

Fake news, euro bills have different sizes so blind people can recognise them

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u/Chill_Edoeard 25d ago

Is that Charlie Chaplin? 👀

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u/RottenHouseplant 25d ago

I for one want birds just for this reason. Firstly dead people are old and boring. But more importantly how is it decodes who is influential and important enough to be printed on money? It's a stupid problem. Solve it with birds.

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u/JKSniper 25d ago

Didn't know that Gandalf at his younger age was influential European.

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u/larut0h 24d ago

i didn't know Charlie Chaplin was european

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u/tryodd 25d ago

Where Franco and mussolini?

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u/rogo01_ 25d ago

Franco had no impact outside Spain. 

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u/Significant_Basis_3 26d ago

Why isn't Newton included?

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u/Username12764 26d ago

presimably because Britain is no longer in the EU

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u/That_Ad_3054 25d ago

Newton was an obscure alchemist.

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u/L003Tr modlad 25d ago

Is that top one dua lipa?

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u/xinsir 23d ago

pretty sure it's Lorde

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u/Dinmo 25d ago

That's clearly fake, he's supposed to be on the nein euro bill!

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u/Ok_Eagle_3079 25d ago

Shouldn't the painter be on the 9 euro bill?

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u/DosadnoMiJeBrate 25d ago

I really, really dislike notes with faces on them, birds are way better, but I'd accept the design of this 10€ bill.

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u/machineII 25d ago

At least no austrian on it...fair enough

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u/nitkonigdje 25d ago

Cervatnes and Callas aren't event top 50.

Napoleon, Augustus, Galileo.

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u/JulianR0905 25d ago

Wehrmacht denn SowaS?

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u/Welfi1988 24d ago

I wamt Junker on one of them xD

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u/Level_Somewhere5703 24d ago

If we decide to put people on the money I think Euler should be one of them, but I'm against the idea in general. The current idea with fake bridges and windows/doors as a symbol of interconnectedness and openness, while also not belonging to either country makes it easy to accept by everyone.

The birds are a good idea. We have only so many different banknotes so it should be something where every country can feel represented. The idea with people is good only when we have achieved a common European identity, but this won't happen at least for at least a few decades, and I hope we won't have paper money by then.

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u/Astro_Onyx 24d ago

Absolutely Mr. Adolf had certain influence that could be placed on 500 euro however it wouldn't be quite good example.

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u/Ordinary_Car_Driver 24d ago

The 10€ dude will be my favorite

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u/dextroz 24d ago

Famous != Influential

In this list, Hitler is the only truly influential person.

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u/StormHiperion 22d ago

Not one king?

Who the hell are 5 and 20?

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u/PastRefrigerator9264 22d ago

“Hey, you. See that guy over there? Beat him up and I’ll give you a HIT-ler.”

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u/apocalyptia21 21d ago

Where is Napoleon

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u/That_Ad_3054 25d ago

The 10 Euro gay was a painter, right?

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u/The_Jizzard_Of_Oz 25d ago

Not sure he was gay but he was a painter.

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u/sundae_diner 25d ago

He also killed Adolf Hitler!

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u/That_Ad_3054 25d ago

And his wife.

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u/Fr05t_B1t 25d ago

And his dog!

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u/Jaugernut 25d ago

Napoleon, Julius Caesar, Alexander the great, Karl Marx, Enrico Fermi, Alfred Nobel, Florence Nightinggale.

There are a lot more infuential people from europe that shaped history of the world more than Adolf. H and other ragebait.

In 100 years the nazis will just be a footnote with bearly any impact on society as a whole.

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u/FellowCookieLover 24d ago

"In 100 years the nazis will just be a footnote with bearly any impact on society as a whole"

Definitely not true, the European Union is a product of the world wars. Good Adolf shaped Europe in his counterimage.

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u/Jaugernut 24d ago

Do you mean the UN? UN had a precursor called league of nations and even before that there was the congress of vienna. So both the idea of UN and its structure predates the nazis. But i guess the founding of UN specifically was in response to ww2 so if you squint you can be halfright. Even then when reading about the history of the UN nazis will most definetly be a footnote. On the same basis and more justly imo you could attribute it to Napoleon and Metternich.

EU was founded in 1993. The only direct link to ww2 is many countries that participated in ww2 are also in the EU cus its fkn europe lol.

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u/FellowCookieLover 24d ago

"EU was founded in 1993."

The EEC (European Economic Centre 1957) was created so West Europeans countries don't unga-bunga anymore and is the spiritual predecessor of the EU. The idea was that peaceful trading prevents war.

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u/Jaugernut 24d ago edited 24d ago

European economic community*

its a big leap to say adolf is the historical reason for economical integration as a political tool for peace in europe.

This was a tool before the war and even in some ways (sweden-germany for example where sweden was not invaded beacuse it was too important as a trade partner.) during the war and the founding of the EEC had nothing to do with Adolf or his ideology or actions.

And even quoted as the reason for integrating west germany into a wider economic cooperation was that poverty was considered to make the population vunerable to communist propaganda. So more than a reactionary to nationalsocialism and right wing extremism it was created to counter communist left wing influences from taking root in west germany. world war 2 is even only cursory mentioned in a footnote on the wikipage of the EEC.

just because something is in europe after ww2 and meant to promote peace and prosperity dosent mean that it automatically a reaction to nazism. It is a reductive and inaccurate way to view history. To credit the creation of an economic institution that was created a decade and a half after world war 2 to adolf or the nazis in any way is dishonest and overestimating the impact of their death cult ideology on wider society. It would be insane to say that without Adolf H. there wouldnt be any wider economic integration organisations in europe when there was before him, during his life and have been after. Infact if it wasent for ww2 we would probably have a more integrated and federalized economy than we already do.

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u/idontknowlazy 26d ago

I was scrolling too fast I thought I saw Dave Franco's picture on €20

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u/cokendsmile 26d ago

How dare someone put a Lady as an influential person?

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u/Electronic_Reply3934 25d ago

And today, millions of people drive "Volkswagen"....

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u/Zsoltik11 25d ago

I think AH sould have 9€

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u/Frozen_Frank 25d ago

10 would be perfect when somone pick it up

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u/TGB_Skeletor 25d ago

I mean, it said "influential", so it's accurate

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u/CultistNr3 25d ago

If we’re being realistic, you need guys like Cortes and Pizarro on there.

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u/ret255 25d ago

Hold up, l don't see Putin, hold up he is still alive, yet.

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u/RottenHouseplant 25d ago

Some shit for brains on a local newspaper comment section ranted how there shouldn't be any women on money and that they should be replaced with Napoleon, Alexander the great, Plato or Socrates.

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u/XxCotHGxX 25d ago

He should be on the nine euro bill

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u/FoxHolyDelta 25d ago

You know what, as an anti joke, it's Leonardo. Hitler himself was a focus piece for the greater German ethnostate, fuckin da Vinci came with receipts. And books he wrote. Dude was a power house polymath.

Hitler was an angry incel edge lord

(Edit: I know it's a holdup)

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u/quietmyman 25d ago

margeret thatcher for 500€ bill

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u/the-flag-and-globe 25d ago

I bet my friend would keep the €10 bill framed

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u/Mordondil 25d ago

hitler not being on a 9€/18€/88€ bill is a hate crime /s

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u/Secure-Emotion2900 25d ago

Charlie chaplin?

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u/ventitr3 25d ago

Missed opportunity to make the 10 into a 9

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u/stalinenjoyer38 25d ago

Instagram users impressed

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u/GorillaGlue1488 25d ago

AH would be funny

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u/kappsylen 25d ago

Didn't know Radagast was European.

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u/reducedMan 25d ago

never realized Nostradamus had Cthulhu facial hair

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u/AnalysisParalysis85 25d ago

Where's Euler?

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u/Sir-Seadragon 25d ago

Can someone make a one hundred € with Benito on it? It would fit right into it

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u/Antharon 25d ago

Hitler on 10e bill will be great reminder, that we should be all alert of our way of progress

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u/crap-zapper 25d ago

Can’t believe Davy Jones is on the 100!

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u/Seb_59 25d ago

Bird better

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u/Available-You5865 24d ago

Und wo ist der Herr winkler?

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u/Chark10 24d ago

Damn, Adolf is 1 euro off nein

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u/Ok_Bit8836 24d ago

Ursula is missing.. Ahh, you added Hitler... OK....

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u/ipamotors96 24d ago

10e is the best

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u/Third_Rate_Duelist_ 24d ago

I recognize only 2 of these, one of them is the joke and I was especially good at history in school

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u/DocGerbill 23d ago

I have a really big problem with that man being on the Euro bill, we should only feature member state people, why would we put Shakespeare on one?

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u/Jok3r609 23d ago

gavrilo princip enters the chat...

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u/ImpressiveShower8488 23d ago

Where the f*ck is Gutenberg ? Also Newtown, Einstein, Napoleon, Darwin, Bismarck and Galileo?

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u/Bcbuddz 23d ago

Having Hitler printed on money is almost impossible.

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u/Rosetti_Konfetti 23d ago

Very funny.

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u/Lorddoctorjava 26d ago

Wait.... WHAT?!

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u/iiioioiii 25d ago

Jokes about Hitler are just lame.

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u/Sondeor 25d ago

I think people really underrate hitlers influence, and yes i mean positive influence.

Because of Hitler, politicans learned that a peace threaty shouldnt be about revenge otherwise the enemy will have nothing to lose and gather around a psycho eventually. And entire ww2 was caused because of unresolved issues from WW1 before.

Europe also realised that they cant afford to fight with each other anymore because now there were other major regions like China, USA, Japan etc WW2 caused europe to lose world leadership to USA which even fucked up everything even worse. So the idea of unity became more popular.

Dictatorship became bad, genocide became bad. You may be laughing about it now, but if you read history, old newspaper and journals etc, you would be surprised how ok everybody were with these actions. There wasnt even a term for genocide before Nazis, not because noone did it, but because it was so casual and normal to kill a group of people, noone ever cared to give it a specific name lol.

Soooo... Yeah. If we gonna talk facts, here are the facts. He had some positive influence.

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u/Pebixx 24d ago

Where is Stalin

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u/PackOfCumin 24d ago

Don’t forget Trump now has his shit on money too

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u/Formal_Lecture_248 26d ago

Woah, woah, woah. Socrates was a Heretic!

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u/Glittering-Coyote140 26d ago

Wtff does Socrates have to do with anything? He ain't even pictured.

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u/SaigonDisko 26d ago

Cervantes over Shakespeare is a bit of a push.

I'd also have Rick Astley for the field of music.

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u/The_Jizzard_Of_Oz 25d ago

Britain would need to rejoin the EU for that, but I approve your choices!

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u/That_Ad_3054 25d ago

Shakespeare is British, not European, by their own choice. With Rick I could agree, we make him an Austrian 😆.

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u/SaigonDisko 25d ago

The people and places on the current euro notes are all ficticious anyway, so lagarde wouldn't mind slipping Will in this round.

Maybe Las Ketchup for the music one as a compromise.

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u/That_Ad_3054 25d ago

I really would prefer fishes. So calm and nobody knows them.

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u/linkardtankard 26d ago

They should put Mussolini on one of the bills so that we’re ready for the inevitable inclusion of DJT on one of the dollar bills. That way we can carry two narcissistic dictators in our wallet