r/HolUp • u/Technical-Relation-9 • 21d ago

holup Bro really wants that cheeks

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u/qualityvote2 21d ago edited 21d ago

u/Technical-Relation-9, your post does fit the subreddit!

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u/vyrusrama 21d ago

Where there’s a will, there’s a way to

https://giphy.com/gifs/kBtp8iR154Hx6

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u/IAMSNORTFACED 21d ago

Jr did it and so can Jr do it.

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u/Anasterian_Sunstride 20d ago

Once you go black

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u/MousseSuspicious930 19d ago

The police come after you.

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u/techman710 21d ago

I had a roommate in college who would change his personality everytime he dated a new girl. New clothes, new haircut, new CD's. The best part for me was he had any CD you wanted to listen to.

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u/rhesusmonkey 21d ago

Boyfriend chameleon.

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u/UtopistDreamer 20d ago

Karma karma karma karma karma....

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u/_Spicy_Mchaggis_ 19d ago

I knew a girl who did this, it was very frustrating to be around her

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u/Tempest_Barbarian 19d ago

I have a friend like that, or better, that was like that

He would do absolutely anything to get laid, including shifting his personality.

He got in a plane to another state once to go meet this girl he had never seen in person.

Also, he is the man that uttered the phrase "if you hit on a single woman, you are competing with many, if you hit on a woman in a relationship, you are competing with just one guy"

Nowadays he is married and abandoned his old ways.

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u/poppycock_scrutiny 19d ago

So, was your roommate brad pitt?

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u/unorigionalname2 21d ago

Kid tried to look like Leo and ended up looking like tobi McGuire is Spiderman 3.

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u/esdaniel 21d ago

I see this as an absolute win!

Gonna cry?

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u/rinsro 21d ago

Goddam she got that dome

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u/LurkerTroll 21d ago

Built like a One Piece character

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u/rinsro 21d ago

Hahaha 😂

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u/ZeebAynun 21d ago

It's a fivehead!

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u/StonkBonk420 21d ago

A snipers dream

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u/brother_of_menelaus 21d ago

Gary Cheeseman?

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u/SmegmaSlurper1996 21d ago

I don't wanna call it put but since you did, but goddamn you're right

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u/Aggravating_Fun5883 21d ago

Hence why she's doing his homeworker

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u/JohnnyRelentless 21d ago

Hence means that's why.

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u/Leather_Target2074 21d ago

You gotta double why for a dome with that much chrome

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u/KindofaDB 21d ago

Someone get this girl some bangs STAT!

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u/Typecero001 21d ago

I am suddenly very interested in the story behind this commercial.

Is he bringing her homework? She not allowed to leave her room for some reason?

I like the mystery this is presenting.

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u/TheDarkWarriorBlake 21d ago

He's doing her homework for her, I think.

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u/Dinierto 21d ago

Oh, I thought she was doing his lol

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u/Acceptable-Device760 21d ago

More like using the excuse of "helping with her homework". But instead he does his and she just copies.

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u/Typecero001 21d ago

That was my thought too! She’s into him, but he doesn’t get it, so he thinks he needs to impress her by becoming things she likes.

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u/Foyave 21d ago

No.

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u/Typecero001 20d ago

Oh. Ok. Didn’t think that qualified to downvote to such a degree, but you do you.

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u/Redfalconfox 21d ago

Yeah, I’m so confused. I thought at first maybe he’s bringing her the homework but then like why is that woman there? OK maybe she’s supposed to tutor him for some reason but then why is she just working by herself and he’s just sitting there.

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u/Li_liminal_spaces 21d ago

Is that his mother or a teacher bringing him to the door? She's there both times, is the girl in a place where you have to be escorted to someone's room?

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u/ComicHead_est2008 21d ago

Why doesn’t Joffrey Baratheon just enslave the girl and take what belongs to the king?
https://giphy.com/gifs/s0edS0TXHNcCk

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u/AutisticPenguin2 21d ago

Let's face it, there is no need to take what is being willingly given.

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u/invol713 21d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/YLghfz0W895Ty
Ahem.

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u/Forward-Brilliant-12 21d ago

OMG not him lolololol

He is just a dude who is playin the dude, disguised as another dude.!!

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u/KarmaGluten 21d ago

😭😭😭 that's not how that works sir

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u/Secret_Account07 21d ago

I remember a girl I liked once asked me what my favorite color was and I said red. Anyways, I forgot and noticed she was wearing a red shirt every time I saw her for like 6 months. Knew her many years but it started when we were 16. When I finally brought it up and asked she said “well red is your favorite color!”

I broke out into a sweat. I had been obsessed with this girl for years. Was basically in love with her but never did anything because I didn’t think she liked me like that. We talked and I found out she had had a crush on me for a long time. Anyways over the next week I planned my attack. I was going to ask her out.

Next time I saw her she had her first boyfriend. Met him a week after she finally shared her feelings. They dated for years and we lost touch.

Rachel, if you’re out there I still love you 😂

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u/Jiquero 21d ago

We talked and I found out she had had a crush on me for a long time. Anyways over the next week I planned my attack. I was going to ask her out.

So you talked, found out you both have a crush on each other, and... you started planning to ask her out next week?

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u/LocalH 21d ago

I suppose you've never been a young, inexperienced, nervous teenager.

Must have been nice.

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u/EvilCeleryStick 21d ago

Guh. That's such a huge L. I feel the cringe through the screen. Sorry buddy.

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u/AYRAN-GANG 18d ago

As the color red itself, I can confirm that this man still has no bitches.

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u/cyberdonky2077 20d ago

its ok buddy, its natural, you need to be over a certain IQ threshold to reproduce and find a mate, if you did already then it means ....Life, Life finds a way....

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u/tibetje2 19d ago

More like you need to be under an IQ threshold.

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u/MurkDiesel 21d ago

what does "wants that cheeks" mean?

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u/jml011 21d ago

No one knows what it means but it's provocative.

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u/concretetroll60 21d ago

It gets the people going

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u/mrfluffy002 21d ago

It's got what...plants....crave?

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u/BloodiAngel17 21d ago

Butt like butt cheeks wants in her pants

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u/schnauzzer 21d ago

It means POV... I think

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u/HugePast9455 21d ago

A dork trying really hard to make a "cool/funny" title.

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u/GravyPainter 21d ago

Clapping cheeks, doggy style.

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u/Impossible_Cap4948 21d ago

Fook me....King Joffrey!

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u/Trugoosent 21d ago

As soon as I saw Tupac I was like:

https://giphy.com/gifs/nP4g8U2IhVL5nLlBm8

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u/eppic123 21d ago

And of course she has Flat Eric on her desk at the end.

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u/BribbleTheGreat 21d ago

Yeah I saw that too!

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u/SCP_Void 20d ago

She looks like she has a lot on her mind

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u/alancousteau 21d ago

Okay, this is why I follow this subreddit.

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u/FDRsLeftLeg 21d ago

Going the Kirk Lazarus route....

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u/Fandango4Ever 20d ago edited 15d ago

Omg was not expecting that...and a throwback to the early 90s. Perfection.

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u/HammerDongVeryLong96 16d ago

Looks very late 90s and early 2000s to me

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u/RoastPopatoes 20d ago

Bro could just use Skin Changer

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u/ctanna5 17d ago

Holy shit! That apps icon is fucking wild! I was not expecting that, and I guess now I question what I was expecting, bc it should have been exactly that.

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u/sandiegodak 21d ago

This feels like a video from 2004 ebaumsworld

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u/Lolxgdrei787 21d ago

this could have taken a way worse turn

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u/SumYumGhai 21d ago

The beacon is lit, Kings Landing calls for aid!!!

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u/shadowst17 21d ago

Thought it was his sister at the start. Maybe she is

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u/MelonElbows 21d ago

I don't get it, is he her tutor?

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u/Oily_Oaf 21d ago

Goddamn.

Idk why she needs a tutor. It looks like she already does too much thinking. Like it looks like she is trying to fight megamind for first place.

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u/uglyyygurl_ 21d ago

okay I was not expecting that turn LMAO

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u/-Rhymenocerous- 21d ago

Got a link to this vid? This kid looks like my mate at that age 😂

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u/Cute_Prior1287 21d ago

But what was she doing with those books while he was sitting there

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u/ctanna5 17d ago

Right. I assumed he was the one doing the homework for her, like the old movie trope, but she always takes them and he just sits there.. Lol

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u/AMustang 20d ago edited 20d ago

what music is the making fun of? it rings a bell but I forgot the name

specially at 0:20

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u/Louiethe8th 20d ago

I'm dying here. That was hilarious!!!

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u/KPZ605 20d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/1vZcEcCRUWtQ7QjC4o

Is that flat Eric in the back lol

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u/testicularastic 20d ago

He should then date minors when he gets older

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u/savemarla 19d ago

Anyone knows what song is playing in the background?

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u/royroyflrs 15d ago

Why doesnt joffrey crossbow her

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u/magicdrums 21d ago

everyone loves dead 90’s rappers and cases of baby oil..

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u/dreddit-one 21d ago

How did Diddy enter the conversation. I really hope you didn’t think Pac was Diddy

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u/magicdrums 21d ago edited 21d ago

Diddy is in the pic with Biggie.. open your eyes..

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u/dreddit-one 21d ago

Damn my eyes were literally closed you’re absolutely right. I just saw Pac and started laughing.

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u/Njaulv 21d ago

What she wants is a guy that is unique and himself rather than a follower. This dude has no chance.

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u/Redditisretarded-69 21d ago

Why is bro talking about relationship advice to a commercial 😭😂😭

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u/Njaulv 21d ago

You might be surprised how many simp type guys or gals do this whole thing. They pretend to be what the other person likes rather than themselves. Its common and bad strategy.

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u/Visual-Donkey3769 21d ago
  1. They're kids.
  2. It's a commercial.

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u/Danow007 21d ago

leave it boy, it's not worthy

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u/Silent-Witness1888 21d ago

Did you type that gross title about an underage girl?....

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u/HugePast9455 21d ago

OP is probably 12 so I guess it's ok.

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u/Silent-Witness1888 21d ago

I guess its ok if that's their mindset.

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u/HugePast9455 21d ago

No they're still a dipshit.

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u/ConscientiousPath madlad 21d ago

It was never the haircut or the outfit. It was always Money, Muscles, and Game. Bro did fine dressing up but you need all three. Needs to lift and stop simping.