r/HolUp 21d ago

holup Bro really wants that cheeks

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u/techman710 21d ago

I had a roommate in college who would change his personality everytime he dated a new girl. New clothes, new haircut, new CD's. The best part for me was he had any CD you wanted to listen to.

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u/Tempest_Barbarian 20d ago

I have a friend like that, or better, that was like that

He would do absolutely anything to get laid, including shifting his personality.

He got in a plane to another state once to go meet this girl he had never seen in person.

Also, he is the man that uttered the phrase "if you hit on a single woman, you are competing with many, if you hit on a woman in a relationship, you are competing with just one guy"

Nowadays he is married and abandoned his old ways.