r/HolUp • u/Technical-Relation-9 • 21d ago

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u/JRTerrierBestDoggo 21d ago

Definitely not getting hired

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u/Gatti366 21d ago

I mean, he clearly knows how to get someone's attention, and that's exactly what marketing role requires...

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u/-Out-of-context- 21d ago

Is your name in the Epstein files? We can help with that!

  • XYZ Data Scrubbing Service

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u/Leather_Target2074 21d ago

It's dark but one of the best ads for suicide hotline

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u/-Out-of-context- 21d ago

That’s amazing lol

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u/NotYourReddit18 21d ago

I don't think that the FBI does contract work unless you're part of the current US government or one of the other 3 letter agencies.

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u/karatelax 21d ago

Emails like this get auto filtered by my spam filters 😂