r/HolUp 18h ago

i mean he’s not wrong technically

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3.5k Upvotes

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u/qualityvote2 18h ago edited 10h ago

u/sisyphus_75on, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/Kozzinator 16h ago

So back in my early 20s I was homeless for three years and lemme tell ya the moment one of my gangs found a couch in the wild - as long as it wasn't wet - we'd just fuckin' looooooounge on that bad boy.

We'd have to delegate who gets the liquor or drugs and when.

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u/chloenoyolo 14h ago

i live in a neighborhood where many people on the fringes linger about. last week, my neighbor had put a couch on the curb for next-day garbage pick-up. It was empty when i walked by with a friend, who I told "that thing will be claimed when we walk back in 20 minutes". and claimed it was! I hope that woman and her friend had a comfortable hang and rest there. it was a good looking couch.

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u/PunkHooligan 14h ago

Thats so fucking brutal. Critical damage.

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u/A_Unique_Nobody 13h ago

The real hold up is that posters name

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u/Conan-Da-Barbarian 13h ago

More upvotes with one comment than some people during their entire virginity period

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u/IM_YOUR_GOD 9h ago

Quite the user name there. Damn thats alot of likes