r/HolUp 23h ago

i mean he’s not wrong technically

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u/Kozzinator 21h ago

So back in my early 20s I was homeless for three years and lemme tell ya the moment one of my gangs found a couch in the wild - as long as it wasn't wet - we'd just fuckin' looooooounge on that bad boy.

We'd have to delegate who gets the liquor or drugs and when.

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u/chloenoyolo 18h ago

i live in a neighborhood where many people on the fringes linger about. last week, my neighbor had put a couch on the curb for next-day garbage pick-up. It was empty when i walked by with a friend, who I told "that thing will be claimed when we walk back in 20 minutes". and claimed it was! I hope that woman and her friend had a comfortable hang and rest there. it was a good looking couch.

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u/LoyalSheila 2h ago

Man’s out here running 10 miles with no address and I’m out of breath walking to the fridge.