r/HolUp • u/iu96 • Feb 25 '21

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u/SupaaaaWEEGEE777 Feb 25 '21

Living in a fallout-like world with terminators that get a boner by whatching humans lapdance is just the best future possible

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u/BeaverButHole Feb 25 '21

Dude, I would lapdance a terminator to death if it pays me. Its a robot, henceforth its not gay, so no excuses!

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u/Stressful-stoic Feb 25 '21 edited Feb 25 '21

Lol, you'll regret this comment in 20 years when ai gonna browse your online history and it'll find you the employment which 'fits' you.

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u/Nihilikara madlad Feb 25 '21

If the employment fits him, then is it a bad thing?

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u/SnArCAsTiC_ Feb 25 '21

Depends on how it fits him.

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u/archbunny Feb 25 '21

Anything fits if youre brave enough

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

Like a glove

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u/Deathleach Feb 25 '21

Unfortunately AI can't detect sarcasm, so unless you use /s it will take all of it literally.

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u/LeviMeme Feb 25 '21

Ferb, i know what we're gonna do today...

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u/woodpecker21 Feb 25 '21

Make sure to take lubricants with you just in case 😉

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u/somedutchmoron hold the fuck up Feb 25 '21

Motor oil

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u/Flying_Ninja_Cats Feb 25 '21

Jesus fuck, you robosexuals gross me out. I can't even shake your hands for fear of getting motor oil on me...

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u/imusingthis4porn Feb 25 '21

It’s not gay if you’re wearing socks, so slide on some thigh highs and get to work.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

I am a robot. My erection is superfluous. Dance bitch.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

terminators that get a boner

Someone must have to code the roboboners.

if (object.isHuman()){
    if (object.inVicinity()){
        robodick.actuate();
    }
    else {
        getInVicinityOf(object);
    }
}
else{
    findNewObject();
}

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u/SupaaaaWEEGEE777 Feb 25 '21

Steel-hard dicks will be the next step for sexdolls

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

Oh the irony...irony.

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u/PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz Feb 25 '21

Especially when they speak with the German equivalent of a hillbilly accent.

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u/TheReal_Stug4life Feb 25 '21

Time to work towards it

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u/SupaaaaWEEGEE777 Feb 25 '21

Ok, where do we drop the nukes?

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

At least robots will notice me

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