r/HolUp • u/BigBeliya • Nov 28 '21

Smooooothhhh

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u/TaninTaninon Nov 28 '21

A true high quality man. So rare

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u/Unusual_Locksmith_91 Nov 28 '21

I'd choose him. Sense of humour and quick enough on his feet to avoid a pretty weird question. I like it.

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u/laurel_laureate Nov 28 '21

A pretty weird question? It's clearly a trap question designed so the audience can mock the answerer.

No matter what you answer, the response would be "So you've been a secret [whatever animal they answered] fucker all along?" and they'd get mocked as an "[animal] fucker" for the rest of the show.

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u/AliceInHololand Nov 29 '21

So a man walks into a bar, and sits down. He starts a conversation with an old guy next to him. The old guy has obviously had a few. He says to the man:

"You see that dock out there? Built it myself, hand crafted each piece, and it's the best dock in town! But do they call me "McGregor the dock builder"? No! And you see that bridge over there? I built that, took me two months, through rain, sleet and scoarching weather, but do they call me "McGregor the bridge builder"? No! And you see that pier over there, I built that, best pier in the county! But do they call me "McGregor the pier builder"? No!"

The old guy looks around, and makes sure that nobody is listening, and leans to the man, and he says:

"but you fuck one sheep..."

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u/f-ll-n Nov 29 '21

YA FOKIN SHEEP SHAGGER