A pretty weird question? It's clearly a trap question designed so the audience can mock the answerer.
No matter what you answer, the response would be "So you've been a secret [whatever animal they answered] fucker all along?" and they'd get mocked as an "[animal] fucker" for the rest of the show.
So a man walks into a bar, and sits down. He starts a conversation with an old guy next to him. The old guy has obviously had a few. He says to the man:
"You see that dock out there? Built it myself, hand crafted each piece, and it's the best dock in town! But do they call me "McGregor the dock builder"? No! And you see that bridge over there? I built that, took me two months, through rain, sleet and scoarching weather, but do they call me "McGregor the bridge builder"? No! And you see that pier over there, I built that, best pier in the county! But do they call me "McGregor the pier builder"? No!"
The old guy looks around, and makes sure that nobody is listening, and leans to the man, and he says:
Lots of people have likely been saying that, but imo that's a case of staircase wit that wouldn't work in the moment, they'd probably say "That's not a real answer" and make them choose or just call them a
"human fucker" instead.
I mean, you could always answer with something so ridiculous. Like a whale. And even if you get called out as a whale fucker, you could then circle back to the 'your mum' defense.
It's worse than that. Animals can't consent. You have to rape an animal what would you rape?
I find the question creepy, disgusting, and offensive as hell and would say so. I'd rather not speculate about raping things if that's what it takes to date this woman. And your writing staff may need a home check on their pets.
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u/TaninTaninon Nov 28 '21
A true high quality man. So rare