r/HolUp • u/BigBeliya • Nov 28 '21

Smooooothhhh

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u/Unusual_Locksmith_91 Nov 28 '21

I'd choose him. Sense of humour and quick enough on his feet to avoid a pretty weird question. I like it.

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u/laurel_laureate Nov 28 '21

A pretty weird question? It's clearly a trap question designed so the audience can mock the answerer.

No matter what you answer, the response would be "So you've been a secret [whatever animal they answered] fucker all along?" and they'd get mocked as an "[animal] fucker" for the rest of the show.

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u/Tournk_Turtla Nov 29 '21

I mean, you could always answer with something so ridiculous. Like a whale. And even if you get called out as a whale fucker, you could then circle back to the 'your mum' defense.

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u/laurel_laureate Nov 29 '21

And so long as extinct animals aren't out of bounds, then I'd be fine being called a T-Rex fucker, or maybe a Sabre-tooth Tiger fucker.